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@incorrectlordofheroesquotes
Incorrect LoH Quotes #33
Nine: I'm a strong, independent fighter. I can take on a hundred men at the same time. There's nothing you can do to make me submit–
Lumie: I'm gonna hug you (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Nine, laying his head on her shoulder: Maybe there is one thing.
Incorrect LoH Quotes #32
Nine: I can't believe I have a father who gave birth to me.
Laphlaes: I can't believe I gave birth without my permission.
Incorrect LoH Quotes #31
Lyn: It's really muggy outside.
Mikhail: Lyn, I swear. If I go outside and see all our mugs out there...
Lyn: *sips drink from bowl*
Incorrect LoH Quotes #30
Lord: Rules are made to be broken.
Kartis: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Fram: Uh, piñatas.
Charlotte: Glow sticks.
Johan: Karate boards.
Mikhail: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Lord: Rules.
Kartis:
Incorrect LoH Quotes #29
Joshua: His Majesty isn't answering the phone.
Lord/MC: I'll call him
Cesaire: Joshua and I have both tried six times each. What makes you think–
Kartis: Hello?
Incorrect LoH Quotes #28
Lord/MC: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Rosanna: You're a hazard to society.
Charles III: And a coward. Do 20 and choke on them.
Incorrect LoH Quotes #27
Solphi: Hello. We lost Alev and I'm really, really worried! May I please make an announcement?
Person: Of course.
Solphi: *transforms* Goodbye, you little shit.
Incorrect LoH Quotes #26
Charles III: I could kill you if I wanted to.
Cannae: Yeah, so could another being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.
Incorrect LoH Quotes #25
Aslan, holding a picture of Alev: Helga! Have you seen my daughter?!
Helga: No, I haven't. What happened? Is she missing?
Aslan: No, I just wanted you to see her. Isn't she adorable?
Incorrect LoH Quotes #24
Rosanna: God, can't you afford shutting up just for once?
Lord/MC, looking at their empty wallet: Boy, do I have some awful news for you.
Incorrect LoH Quotes #23
Astrid: *sigh* I'm an idiot.
Nine:
Joshua:
Cesaire:
Kartis:
Astrid:
Joshua: If you're waiting for us to disagree, it's gonna be a long day.
Incorrect LoH Quotes #22
Lord/MC: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Dhurahan: Get three more chairs!
Rosanna: The most important ones can sit down.
Charles III: Have everyone stand, pile the chairs on top of each other, and sit on it myself.
Incorrect Lord of Heroes #21
Lynn: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Mikhail will and will not eat.
Charlotte: Grass? Yes.
Lynn: Moss? Yes!
Charlotte: Leaves? Oh, yes!
Lynn: Shoelaces? Strange, but true!
Charlotte: Worms? Usually nah.
Lynn: Twigs? Usually.
Charlotte: Fram's cooking? Inconclusive.
Johan: How did... you test this?
Lynn: Dunno, we just hand him stuff and say "eat this" and if he eats it, he eats it.
Johan: ...I don't know what to feel about this.
Fram, from across the room: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?!
Incorrect LoH Quotes #20
Durahan: Why would you do that at a wedding?
Lairei: Why not? They say releasing birds in human weddings is romantic.
Durahan: OSTRICHES DO NOT COUNT!
Incorrect LoH Quotes #19
Olivia: ...And then I took aim, and shot them in the stomach.
Mikhail: You shot them? Isn't that illegal?
Olivia: Not if you asked for their consent.
Incorrect LoH Quotes #18
Johan: Dang it, I really can't think straight when I'm in a bad mood.
Johan: Someone came up to me and told me that I looked good without my glasses yesterday.
Johan: Then I said, "Thanks, you look better without my glasses too." Only today did I realize that it was an insult.
Fram:
Fram: For a second there, I thought you were coming out of the closet. Sick burn, I guess.
Incorrect LoH Quotes #17
Lord/MC to Scneider: Don't worry, we don't use bad words here in the citadel.
Mikhail, in the distance: Shit.
Lynn, followed by a loud crash: GODDAMN IT.
Fram, followed by a deafening explosion: FUCKING HELL!