#loridas

[aroace-number-eight]

I gotta know what petty Elder drama Loridas witnessed in his lifetime. He's centuries old as the hills he should know something

[ll-but-its-random]

Hilde: *jumps up once the alarm starts, gets her Garde, does her absolute best to get her to the meeting area safe and protect her with her life despite being old* Loridas: Yeah, ur kid dies first. lol sorry.

[incorrectlorienlegaciesquotes]

Loridas: Look, whoever Setrakus used to be and the guy he is now, I don’t think he’s the kind you save. I think he’s the kind you stop.

Pittacus: I don’t know if I can do that.

[officialpittacuslore]

Loridas: You can't be with Setrakus! He's married! Pittacus: Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.

Loridas: dont you have a family too you dumb fuck

[incorrectlorienlegaciesquotes]

Loridas: I brought you Frankincense

Pittacus: Thank you

Setrakus: And I brought you murr

Pittacus: Thank you

Setrakus: MURR-DER

Pittacus: Setrakus, NO

[incorrectlorienlegaciesquotes]

Pittacus: It was fun while it lasted.

Loridas: No, it wasn't.

Pittacus: We made a great team.

Loridas: No, we didn't. It was a disaster. People died.

[incorrectlorienlegaciesquotes]

Pittacus: Alright, fine, the Setrakus Ra from years ago was a 15.

Loridas: [Appalled] He was 15?

Pittacus: A 15. Like in blackjack.

Loridas: As in, not sure whether you’d hit it?

Pittacus: Exactly!

[incorrectlorienlegaciesquotes]

Pittacus: Had a pretty mouth? Long hair? Perfect ass?

Loridas: Celwe?

Pittacus: No, I was talking about Setrakus.