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Gimli: Top reasons to get married: 1. firmly saying “that’s my elf!” and knock someone out in one punch. 2. love i guess

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Sam: Are you okay-

Frodo: No, next question.

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Gandalf: [to Saruman] The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you.

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Alright, listen. You're my fellowship and I love you. But you're all terrible at what you do here. And I feel like I should tell you- I'd fire all of you if I could.

Gandalf

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Aragorn: Did you and Gimli have a fight?

Legolas: Gimli had a fight; I was just being perfectly reasonable.

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Faramir: Dad, I had a feeling today.

Denethor: Well, don't, son.

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Merry: You need a hobby.

Sam: I have a hobby!

Merry: Being sad isn't a hobby.

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Aragorn: What's trending right now kids?

Frodo: Pain.

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Gandalf: Boys, can I give you some advice?

Pippin: Absolutely not.

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Boromir: Of course I care about all the hobbits equally!

Sam: We were attacked when you were away.

Boromir: Are Pippin and Merry okay???

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You'd be the coolest person breathing if I held my breath.

Legolas, to Gimli

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Aragorn: We'll stand together even in life and death.

Gimli: Probably death.

Legolas: Death for sure.

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Pippin: Gandalf said I'm a fool, am I?

Merry: No!

Sam: Not at all.

Pippin: Yeah.

Frodo: You're an idiot, though.

Merry: Absolute idiot, though.

Pippin: Yeah, that's what I said.

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Merry: How old do you think I am?

Eowyn: Merry, age doesn't matter. You can die at any time.

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Eowyn: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Wormtongue: I'm aware of that.

Eowyn: But then you and I had some time together.

Wormtongue: Uh-huh.

Eowyn: It did not get better.

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Sam: We're having the best time, aren't we?

Frodo: I wish I was dead.

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Denethor: [to Faramir] You always cease to amaze me.

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