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Yuri on Ice Incorrect Quotes

Yurio: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Otabek: ...This just says “I can do what I want”.

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Yuuri: What do we think of Chris?

*pause*

Victor: *sighs* Nice pal.

JJ: I think he's gay.

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Chris: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

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Victor: How many children do you have?

Yuuri: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

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Yurio: I feel like Victor is looking down on me.

Yuuri: That’s because he's on the counter and you’re short.

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Yuuri, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?

Victor: *half asleep* Yuuri, my dear, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.

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Otabek: What time is it?

Yurio: I don’t know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Otabek: *BLASTS the saxophone*

Victor: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING

Yurio: It’s 2 am

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Minako: Ooh, somebody has a crush

Yuuri: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Victor I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them. *Later that night* Yuuri, very much awake: Uh oh.

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Yurio: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.

Yurio: *glares at Yuuri*

Yuuri: Well, sorry I have morals!

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Yurio: *writing a letter*

Yurio: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty... And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

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JJ: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Yuuri: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Victor: For the dogs.

Yuuri: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?

Victor: They don't know how.

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Yuuri: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

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Yuuri: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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Otabek: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Yurio: But don't you hate yourself.

Otabek: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

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Victor: I’m scared that when you become rich and famous you’ll be embarrassed by me.

Yuuri: Oh Victor, I’m already embarrassed by you.