Incorrect MUFC Quotes

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Ole: [screams into jar]

Ole: [closing the jar] Everything’s fine.

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😭😭😭😭😭

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*squad injuries*

*city in the finals*

*Liverpool back in form*

*Brighton defeat*

Ten Hag: [screams into jar]

Ten Hag: [closing the jar] Everything’s fine

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Varane: Just be yourself, say something nice.

Licha: Which one? I can’t be both!

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[Day after his second red]

Casemiro: Am I in trouble?

Ten Hag: Take a guess

Casemiro: No?

Ten Hag: Take another guess

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Raphael: Good Morning Malacia: Good Morning Shaw: Good Morning Licha: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Antony: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Bruno: What’s the height of stupidity? Casemiro, looking at McTominay: About 6’3, 6’4 maybe.

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Rashford: Guys, shhhh. Do you know what that sound is?

Journalists, Pundits and Rivals: What is it?

Rashford: That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion pieces.

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Ten Hag: Your task is to piss off an entire room of people. How do you do it? Licha: Show up, usually.

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Man United fans: so what’s in store for the season?

MUFC: Disappointment

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MUFC: Humiliation

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Man United fans: so what’s in store for the season?

MUFC: Disappointment

[taylorseyelashes]

very few things in football make me smile at the moment, but seeing this made my day just slightly better ❤️

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Martial: I accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’…

Martial: Turns out I’ve been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities.

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Players saying goodbye to Daniel James

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Souness complaining about Pogba

Bruno: How do you not care?

Pogba: Like this

Pogba: [shrugs]

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Rashford: So... are you coming?

Sancho: yes...

*whispering in the background*

Sancho: no...

*whispering in the background*

Sancho: maybe...

*whispering in the background*

Sancho: ... imma call you back.

[manchesterunitedgirlforever-dea]

Thought it was time to bring this up 😂😂

@incorrectmanunitedquotes I love your blog ❤️😭

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@manchesterunitedgirlforever thank you! 💜

I was thinking the same thing 😂😂

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Should I draw more...? Mason Greenwood next? Let me know!

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this league beginning to fall apart after not even 2 full days is THE funniest thing i’ve ever seen yall got all that money and not a single fucking brain cell to think things through

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Mason: I promised Ole we wouldn't do anything stupid.

Marcus: Why would you lie to Ole like that?