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layla: i bet i could fit the whole world in my hands!

marc: layla, that’s physically impossible.

layla: *cups marc’s face* are you sure?

marc: stop it, i have a reputation.

[haliaz]

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steven: i made a marshmallow marc!

steven: see? his arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallow people for annoying him.

steven: do you like it?

marc, choked up: … it’s fine.

[an-atlas-or-other]

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I posted 205 times in 2022

That's 205 more posts than 2021!

189 posts created (92%)

16 posts reblogged (8%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@khonshuscondemned

@aj-exists1214

@golden-soul-outlaw

@pizzee

I tagged 195 of my posts in 2022

Only 5% of my posts had no tags

#moonknight - 185 posts

#incorrectmoonknight - 185 posts

#moon knight - 185 posts

#marc spector - 111 posts

#steven grant - 102 posts

#jake lockley - 91 posts

#layla el faouly - 73 posts

#khonshu - 45 posts

#source: tumblr - 32 posts

#source: incorrectquotesgenerator - 30 posts

Longest Tag: 75 characters

#if we get moon knight s2 they need to give jake a slutty moon knight outfit

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

marc: you had one job. 

steven: yeah, well, you had the same job. 

895 notes - Posted November 18, 2022

#4

926 notes - Posted August 14, 2022

#3

steven: oh, fiddlesticks! that really ruffles my feathers! 

marc: please, just say fuck.

978 notes - Posted September 16, 2022

#2

steven, looking at a selfie of jake’s: i hate this photo. 

jake: i’m cute as fuck in that photo! i’m smiling kindly. 

steven: you’re not smiling kindly. you look like you’re up to something. 

jake: up to kindness.

1,138 notes - Posted September 19, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

layla: i love murder mysteries! 

jake, trying to impress her: i’ve been a suspect in four murder cases.

1,566 notes - Posted July 24, 2022

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layla: you’re violent. 

jake: yeah but i’m also short and that’s adorable.

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*marc, searching around the room* 

steven: hey marc, what’re you looking for? 

marc: my will to live. 

*layla walks into the room* 

marc: oh, there it is.

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layla, pointing a camera at jake: there he is, our sweet baby. 

jake, holding a cigarette and a beer: what—?

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steven: [is crying]

jake: i'm not great at advice. may i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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layla: hey, you’re pretty cool.

marc: prepare to be disappointed.

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khonshu: uh oh. 

marc: what?

khonshu: somebody’s in love. 

marc: yeah, right. i just think layla’s cool. it’s not like i lay awake at night thinking about her. 

marc, later that night: uh oh

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marc: you had one job. 

steven: yeah, well, you had the same job. 

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[khonshuscondemned]

khonshu: all three of you should be fired

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jake: my criminal record? the only crime i’ve committed was killing it on the dance floor… haha.

jake: well no, actually. i have killed a man.

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i don’t think the universe is ready for that 🥴

[madlencen]

This gave me Ex Machina flashbacks, resulting in me imagining Jake in Nathan attire and I hate it

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okay but actually jake could rock this look

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jake: my criminal record? the only crime i’ve committed was killing it on the dance floor… haha.

jake: well no, actually. i have killed a man.

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i don’t think the universe is ready for that 🥴

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marc: you had one job. 

steven: yeah, well, you had the same job. 

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marc: you had one job. 

steven: yeah, well, you had the same job. 

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marc: i’m not crying, i’m sweating through my eyes!

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layla: thank you for not saying "i told you so.”

steven: when you’re as right as i am, you don’t have to say it.