#source: incorrectquotesgenerator

[irryne]

Odd: I'm an idiot

Ulrich:

Yumi:

Jeremie:

Aelita:

Odd:

Ulrich: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day

[incorrectmoonknight]

layla: i love murder mysteries! 

jake, trying to impress her: i’ve been a suspect in four murder cases.

[yourmomsgranddad]

Matt Murdock: Okay, truth or dare? Y/N: Truth Matt Murdock: How many hours have you slept this week? Y/N: Y/N: ...Dare Matt Murdock: Go to bed. Y/N *leaving the room*: I don’t like this game.

[hailxhydra]

Peter: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Tony: Just rip the bandage off.

Peter: It’s Harley

Tony: Put the bandage back on.

[faecaribou]

Wilford, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Bim, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

King: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Wilford: playing systemic oppression

[incorrectsebastianstan]

bucky: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. i’ll wait. 

sam: you and me! 

bucky: *tearing up* ok.

[cidrbutincorrectquotes]

Star: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Dipper: How am I supposed to know?

Eddy: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Dipper: (sighs) You wouldn’t be trapped.

[incorrectaceattorneyquotes]

Maya: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Edgeworth: Wasn’t Wright with you?

Phoenix: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.