(yet another) incorrect mystic messenger

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[incorrectmysticme]

Everyone living in the US right now: please stay safe. If there's anything i can spread regarding the situation please send it to me.

[actualbird]

The Philippines just got hit by the strongest tropical cyclone ever recorded in history

Yesterday, November 1, 2020, Typhoon Rolly (international name Goni) hit the central part of Luzon, Philippines. 

source: https://twitter.com/DrJeffMasters/status/1322676688002625536?s=20

Like the tweet said, it is the most powerful tropical cyclone to hit landfall in recorded history. 

The typhoon has now passed, but the aftermath is bad. Houses destroyed, farmlands flooded, and many, many evacuees. If you would like to see what’s going on, check the hashtag #RollyPH on Twitter, there’s a lot, which brings me to the most important point

how you can help

You can donate to help relief operations. 

There are many donation drives currently being circulated on Twitter, and you can find them by searching the #ReliefPH hashtag, here are just a few that I’ve found that have an option to donate through PayPal.

source: https://twitter.com/MovePH/status/1323104274335719425?s=20

source: https://twitter.com/MovePH/status/1323104255750799361?s=20

source: https://twitter.com/MovePH/status/1323104250612756481?s=20

source: https://twitter.com/MovePH/status/1323104238461878273?s=20

source: https://twitter.com/KayaNatinPH/status/1322819406578155520?s=20

And there are many many more. 

This is just the tip of the iceberg, a lot of people in my country are trying their absolute best to chip in and help those affected, but help from outside would definitely be something that could go a long way. 

If you can’t donate, maybe a reblog could bring this post to people who could. 

Thank you for reading. Stay safe and healthy, everybody.

[hug-bees]

✨Please Help Alfred ✨

Hi everyone, not an art update but a friend update. My friend Alfred Coleman, who you may know better as PaperboxHouse, (who you may know better as the “Eggman Announcement” guy) is in serious trouble. 

In the past month I’ve taken him to the ER three times. He’s been suffering from serious stomach pain and anxiety, and he hasn’t been able to keep down a full meal in almost a month. He’s suffering from malnutrition, and he hasn’t been able to take care of himself. Yesterday morning I picked him up from endoscopy surgery, and the hospital discharged him when he was obviously still unwell. He was too weak to walk, and couldn’t even get back in his apartment. I took him to a different hospital to hopefully receive better treatment.

While in the emergency room, I was able to set up a ko-fi page for him to help pay for any medical expenses. This new hospital has already been treating him much better so far, and he finally is being monitored overnight instead of being dismissed like he has been in the past. My only worry is that he would be unable to afford his new treatment, and that’s where you guys come in. 

Through some miracle, we’ve already been able to raise over $47,000. That is insane. But it only proves how much he is well-loved, and what he means to the artist’s community. Alfred is one of my dearest, oldest friends, and if you could help with this cause, whether it’s through donation, or just sharing this post, it would mean the world to me. I’ve been keeping updates on the situation on the ko-fi page, with more minute to minute updates on my twitter. Thank you all for your support. 

Link to the ko-fi page

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

Cops who sparked national outrage for murdering black people in the street or even their own beds keep their jobs...meanwhile..

[abysswarlock]

This gets repurposed a lot but the original is still relevant

[iameverysparklywoman]

Being gay is a completely neutral thing that’s just like a natural variation in a population that some people have and it’s not good or bad and it doesn’t mean anything it just exists but also gay people are literally better than everyone else

[oysters-aint-for-me]

one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like...you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black, wifi gone, lights OUT but still they’re like ‘hm. well I have a theory but it needs to be submitted for peer-review’

[previouslysaltyfandombrat]

Me, sitting in my dark room after everything short-circuited: Hm. I can't be certain, but I don't think this is how it was a moment ago

[spinningrims]

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

[groovian-whovian]

Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives

[emnide-deactivated20240205]

[ reblogs appreciated!]

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[incorrectmysticme]

Zen: I KNOW YOU DIDNT FUCKING STOMP ON MY FLOWER GARDEN???

Yoosung: I didn't! I watered them and I'm working on my own right now!!

707: i did lololol

Jaehee: 707... maybe you should encourage that these two for finally having comfortable hobbies aside from their work and addiction? Yoosung is actually getting some sun.

Yoosung: yeah this new game is suprisingly fun ahaha

Jaehee: game?

Yoosung: sun?

Jaehee:

Jaehee: fucking animal crossing,

[incorrectmysticme]

"Jumin has aspergers" I say into the mic,

The crowd boos, I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room

"She's right" they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 4th row stands: Jumin han himself

[incorrectmysticme]

Yoosung: here's a nice cold glass of wine

Jumin: it's warm

Yoosung: nice glass of wine

Jumin: it's disgusting

Yoosung: glass of wine

Jumin: I'm not even sure this is wine

Yoosung:

Yoosung: glass

[incorrectmysticme]

All of the characters when they find out mc is on her period

Jumin: acts mostly normal. Doesn't get mad punish her for accidentally leaking/bleeding onto things. Buys her expensive heating pads and doesn't know which tampon/pad brand to buy. So he gets. All of them. Because he loves her.

Yoosung: Sympathises with her and listens to her complain about it because he loves her and wants to understand her

Jaehee: lends her pads and shit but mostly just acts the same because she loves her and is also a woman.

Zen: doesnt know what to do so he follows a bunch of period complaining Instagram accounts and thus convinces himself to put them in debt by buying chocolate. When he didnt need to do that zen you stupid fuckin idiot I LOVE you. Yeah

Seven: "me too"

Rika: understands when she has cramps, helps her and lends her pads. Uses MC's blood to torture searan again because he doesn't understand.

V: mostly acts normal but more cuddling out of sympathy this stupid dumb soft ass I love him

Ray: doesnt know what it is because he never went to school. Once you explain it to him he cries and brings you red roses. Once he realizes that the red roses are ironic to the situation he cries again. He brings you a different type of pretty flower each day because he loves u

Notice how none of them judge you or punish you for what's natural for your body. Fuck period shaming. ♡♡♡♡

[incorrectmysticme]

Zen: you're a beautiful and kind person, MC. But you're a thief ...

Mc: look I'm sorry I stole your facemasks Zen I was breaking out an-

Zen: because you stole my hear- you.

Mc:

Zen: you stole my face fucking masks.

[unknowncrashingthroughthewindow]

operator: 911, please hold

v: stop trying to stab me for a sec, we’re on hold

rika: ok

[cerolinda]

I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?

[cerolinda]

Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.

[cerolinda]

It means he only DROPPED SOUP

[kiryma]

Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe

[cerolinda]

ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD

[cerolinda]

The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????

[spinyax]

what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????

[cerolinda]

It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!

[vinitile-deactivated20210311]

GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE

[cerolinda]

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!

[cerolinda]

I'M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!

[cerolinda]

FUCK YOU!!!!

[sporesgalaxy]

i have a lot of serious and deep thougts about Tangled.

Eugene invents novlety text shirts and booty shorts in one fell swoop

[sporesgalaxy]

but not before Rapunzel makes him his favorite sweater for his bday one year

[sporesgalaxy]

it’s a set  actually

[incorrectmysticme]

I LOVE IT

[spookyyarn]

Pro tip: Got a spider in your house? Just turn on the vacuum cleaner and suck that fucker up. What do you do with this spider prison? Throw it out of course.

[laughingmywaytothehospital]

Left a spider in the vacuum once, it was huge and when I lifted the vacuum up it was sitting under it for revenge :(

[spookyyarn]

I KNEW IT! My dad always told me when you use a vacuum it kills the spider but CLEARLY that is not true and now I am very happy with the decisions I made today.

[greysk1e]

My vacuum has a see through container so I can watch it tear it apart

[spookyyarn]

I’m really disappointed that no one commented on how I threw out a whole vacuum cleaner to get rid of a spider.

[incorrect-saiki]

Because we understand it was a necessary sacrifice