707’s star wars lego spaceship

hiya hey hey!! my name is alex and i am a tiny flustered baby who couldn’t look any of these characters in the eye for a whole year. i try to keep a queue that posts once a day!!! ^^

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707: Esto es tu culpa!

Yoosung: No, it’s not!

Jaehee: You speak Spanish?

Yoosung: No, I just know the phrase “this is all your fault” in every language he speaks.

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707: just ate 52 bags of chips, will i die in my sleep?

707: oh and i had 2 litres of phd pepper with it

zen: you have a better chance of farting a hole through your sheets

[later]

707: you were right

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saeran: [gently waking mc] you live like this?

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MC: You’re doing it again.

707: Doing what?

MC: You’re smiling.

707: Yes, I’m smiling.

MC: It’s the sad smile. It’s a smile but you’re sad. It’s like two emotions at once. It’s like you’re malfunctioning.

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707: [dressed in a knight costume] Squire, young squire... Do you have the time?

Saeran: It’s, like, 3pm.

707: Wrong, squire! It is... [puts visor down] knighttime.

Saeran: Good, because I’m gonna knock your lights out.

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zen: last night i got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people

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Yoosung: How do you feel about children?

707: Umm, they’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it.

Yoosung: Why would you throw a rock at a child?

707: I just said I wouldn’t.

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Saeran: Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?

MC: Sometimes I whine like a BIG bitch.

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jumin: love isn’t real it’s just chemical reactions

zen: so is every other feeling you dumb bitch

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yoosung, texting: we need to talk

zen, texting back: what’s wrong

yoosung: can we get chinese food

zen: that’s what you wanted to talk about?

yoosung: yeah

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zen, to 707: if you die, can i use your body for science?

707: okay, but if my dead body starts fighting back... oops!

zen:

zen: oops is something you say when you accidentally pour all berries into your cereal. “oops! all berries!” not “oops! oh my god my reanimated corpse is about to strangle you to death”

707: well just don’t piss it off

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source: trashl0rde on tumblr

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MC, joining the RFA: What exactly is my responsibility here? To comfort insecure, heterosexual men? That can’t possibly fall to me.

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zen: yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street

zen: i looked both ‘handsome’ and ‘radiant’

zen: too bad i got hit by that car

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an emotion: [pokes its head through the mountain of suppression seven’s buried it under]

707, beating it with a stick: back! back!

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[texting]

Yoosung: Why aren’t we all sitting together?

Jumin: Dear Yoosung, this is the safety protocol. We are less conspicuous travelling as individuals. Sincerely, Jumin Han.

Yoosung: You don’t have to sign your name on texts.

Jumin: Dear Yoosung, suggestion noted. Sincerely, Jumin Han.

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zen: gotta go beat up my dad... or like, talk to him i guess. i don’t know what families do