Kakashi: Who broke it? Iâm not mad, I just want to know.
Sakura: I did. I broke it -
Kakashi: No. No, you didnât. Naruto?
Naruto: Donât look at me, look at Sasuke.
Sasuke: What?! I didnât break it!
Naruto: Huh, thatâs weird. Howâd you even know it was broken?
Sasuke: Because itâs sitting right in front of us and itâs broken!
Naruto: Suspicious.
Sasuke: No, itâs not!
Iruka: If it matters, probably not but⌠Ino was the last one to use it.
Ino: Liar! I donât even drink that crap!
Iruka: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Ino: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Iruka!
Sakura: Letâs not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Kakashi.
Kakashi: No. Who broke it?
Yamato: Kakashi, Sai's been awfully quietâŚ
Sai: Really?!
Yamato: Yeah, really!
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Kakashi: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now theyâll be at each otherâs throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. Its was getting a little chummy around here.















