Incorrect Naruto Quotes

Stuff the Naruto cast totally said at one point or another. Spoilers are tagged as "Naruto spoilers" and "spoilers"

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Kakashi: Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Sakura: I did. I broke it -

Kakashi: No. No, you didn’t. Naruto?

Naruto: Don’t look at me, look at Sasuke.

Sasuke: What?! I didn’t break it!

Naruto: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Sasuke: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Naruto: Suspicious.

Sasuke: No, it’s not!

Iruka: If it matters, probably not but… Ino was the last one to use it.

Ino: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Iruka: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Ino: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Iruka!

Sakura: Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Kakashi.

Kakashi: No. Who broke it?

Yamato: Kakashi, Sai's been awfully quiet…

Sai: Really?!

Yamato: Yeah, really!

…

Kakashi: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. Its was getting a little chummy around here.

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Kiba: Wow, Kankuro, I didn't know you had a famous relative.

Kankuro: Well the best part about it is, I don't have to accomplish anything in life, because my brother already did it for me. Really takes the old pressure off.

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Bland, boring, Temari. If she were a spice, she'd be flour.

Kankuro

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(Glaring over the horizon as Sasuke disappears into the sunset) Inner Sakura: You could tell him how terrifying it is to live in your bright skin… Sakura: Or I could hurt him. I could open his veins and you could drink his blood. You could tell him the one thing that matters now. Inner Sakura: Shhh, no. Listen–unknown and unforgiven as I am, I need to live inside this body somehow. It won’t be that long. (source: Melanie Rae Thon)

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Boruto: Why’d you tell me you like me in Academy? Mitsuki: Back then, you were tiny, you didn’t stand out. Your voice was quiet, you seemed serious. I wanted to be friends. -source: A Girl On the Shore.

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Sakura: I am broken down and shattered into pieces. Lee: And yet, I’m still barefoot.

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If you’re strange enough, people won’t notice you’re kind and will leave you alone.

Kankuro

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Shikamaru: If you were a flower, you'd be a DAMNdelion

Temari: You know dandelions are weeds, right?

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*Trying to name all the United States in 6 minutes*

Kurenai: Okay, time's up!

Hinata: Alright, I got 48.

Kurenai: That's not bad. Shino?

Shino: I got bored of naming states so I decided to list the types of celery. I have one. Regular celery.

Kurenai: Okay... Kiba?

Kiba: Say hello to the new champ of the states game!

Hinata: Wow, how many you got?

Kiba: 56!

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Hinata lost in a crowd and can’t find Naruto.

Hinata: This.. Calls for drastic measures.

Hinata: HINATA HYUGA SUCKS!

Kiba: wHAT-

Shino: THE FUCK-

Neji: DID YOU-

Kureni: JUST SAY

Naruto: *loud screaming through the around*

Sasuke: naRUTOS DICK

Hinata: Haha what

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Sasuke: I have Naruto on the record saying-

Kakashi: I have ME on the record, saying to YOU, take a chill pill.

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Chouji: Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?

Shikamaru: Oh my god, I don't know, Chouji. Go to sleep.

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Yamato: Wait, you read Naruto's diary?

Iruka: Yeah-

Kakashi: What I can stomach.

Iruka: I just skim it to make sure he's not on drugs.

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Sasuke: *mumbles* You’re perfect in every way.

Naruto: What?

Sasuke: I said that you’re TERRIBLE and PROBABLY GAY!

Sasuke: *under his breath* Please be a little gay…

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Sasuke: Itachi poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses!

Naruto: He did?

Sasuke: No… But are we just gonna wait around until he does?!

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Naruto: Danger IS my middle name.

Iruka: That's a lie. Your middle name is cutie pie.