Nepgear, to Uni: Your smile? It makes my day.
Histoire, to Uzume: Your happiness? I live for that.
Neptune: Hotel? Trivago.
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Nepgear, to Uni: Your smile? It makes my day.
Histoire, to Uzume: Your happiness? I live for that.
Neptune: Hotel? Trivago.
Neptune: Hey, Blanc, could you pass the salt?
Blanc: *launches self across the table*
Neptune: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do," how are you feeling?
Vert: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America," but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger." How about you, Blanc?
Blanc: Probably "road work ahead."
Histoire: I speak many languages, and this isn't any of them.
IF: Is anybody ELSE here leading some crazy, secret double life!?
B-sha: *raises her hand from behind IF*
IF, without turning around: Put your hand down, B-sha.
B-sha: *lowers her hand*
Plutia: I woke up.
Histoire: ... Good job?
Plutia: Thank you.
Plutia: I'm done for today.
hey all!! sorry i haven’t been using this blog very much lately! as in, uh... 6 months lately.
i’ve been suffering from a lack of quotes that really fit the cast of neptunia... and that on top of having a job and a lot of games i’ve been playing irl it’s been hard even keeping my main blogs active, much less this one
i’ve got a few new quotes, though - so i’ll try posting a bit more! i don’t promise i’ll be active, but i’ll try and put at least SOME life back into this blog
this series might have quite a few bad games but i sure do love its girls
IF: Nep, we did what you said, and everything went horribly wrong. This is all your fault.
Neptune: You chose to listen to me.
IF:
IF: Hmm.
IF: Fair.
-police sirens blare in the distance-
Neptune, who's never done anything wrong in her life: They've found me.
hey quick question for the people who’ve played super nep rpg following me:
am i missing something? it seems like a decent enough portion of the fandom likes it, but from what i’ve played, it’s, uh... extremely laggy, and the game’s not laid out all too well either, with simple platforming that’s really not too satisfying in between the fights. I just reached the first boss and i couldn’t win, partially because I wasn’t a high enough level (fair enough, it IS Neptunia) but mostly because her attacks flat-out slowed the game to a crawl
am i crazy? is this just a switch version problem? or am I just genuinely not allowed to agree with this fandom’s opinions,
Uni: I’m cold.
Nepgear: Here, have my jacket.
Neptune: I'm cold too.
Noire: What? *taking off jacket* I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now *piles scarves on her* now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and *taking somebody else’s hat* how long have you been cold you should’ve said something SOONER,
Noire: I swear, it takes seconds to break over a decade of trust. I'm so hurt.
Blanc: ?
Noire: My cat knocked over my drink and stole my ham
Noire: (falls asleep)
Blanc:
Blanc: I love her, but I'm going to draw a mustache on her face.
Neptune, fighting off enemies alongside her friends: These guys won't stop comin' on us!
Everyone:
Neptune: ... Wait, I meant FOR us!
Noire: Was that really necessary?
Nepgear: Sis...
Neptune: Come on, that's not what I meant!
Noire: Let's be something more than friends.
Neptune: What, like best friends?
Noire: No, I mean something more than that.
Neptune: Mega-best friends?
IF: ... I'm just gonna stuff that into the Bad Idea file, along with Neptune's kickstarter.
Neptune: It would've worked if I knew what a kickstarter was.
Victory in a nutshell
Nepgear: ... Hey, can I ask you all--
Neptune: No. [looks toward the camera and smiles] Make sure to Like Comment and Subscribe,
Neptune: From now on, we'll be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.
Neptune: Noire, code name -- Been There, Done That.
Neptune: Blanc is -- Currently Doing That.
Neptune: Vert -- It Happened Once in a Dream
Neptune: Compa, code name -- If I Had To Pick a Nurse.
Neptune: Iffy...
IF:
Neptune: ... Eagle two.
IF, heaving a sigh: Oh thank God.