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Isabella: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl.
Philippe: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Skeletiano could fight in that dress either.
Skeletiano: Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride.
Jean: I think I know a way we can get the money
Orlando: You'd make a decent stripper
Jean: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I'm talking about
Jean: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Orlando, code name -- Been There, Done That. Isabella is -- Currently Doing That. Sunny is -- It Happened Once in a Dream. J.J., code name -- If I Had to Pick a Zombie. Philippe is -- Eagle Two.
Philippe: Oh thank god.
Jean: I think I pulled a muscle.
Sunny: You can't pull what you don't have.
Orlando: Alright, now everyone pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.
Isabella: Why? Are you in a hurry?
Orlando: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.
[ at a party ]
Orlando: Don't show anybody your tattoo of ratatouille
Jean: [ to a noble, immediately ] Wanna see my ratattooie?
Victor: I'm a disaster waiting to happen. And...I don't want that disaster to happen to you.
Also Victor: Upsy daisy.
Orlando: Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a four letter word for disappointment.
Sunny: Jean
Jean:...
Orlando: It fits.
Isabella: I swing both ways ;)
Isabella: Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers.
Jean: Where have you been all my life?
Isabella: Hiding from you.
Skeletiano: *sees stranger doing something stupid*
Skeletiano: What an idiot.
Skeletiano: *realizes it's J.J.*
Skeletiano: Oh no, that's my idiot!
Leo: Your assistant threw a knife at me. It missed my head by three inches.
Orlando: She needs to work on her aim.
Sunny: I like to earn money the old fashioned way.
Orlando: How?
Sunny: Selling your stuff on eBay.
Orlando: Yeah right...
Orlando:...
Orlando: Uh, Sunny, where's my phone?
Sunny: Muspelheim.
Jean: THE FLOOR IS HATING NICK
[ Isabella and Jean latch onto the ceiling in 0.2 seconds ]
Nick: [ lies down on the floor ]
Jean: NICK NO