incorrect quotes

things my ocs and their friends have definitely said before

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“fuck a bitch named asthma”

—alaska

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“i’m not insulting you, i’m describing you.”

—amira desmond

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hera: this is one of those moments where i tell you something isn’t a good idea and you ignore me, isn’t it?

amira: you’re learning. slowly, but you’re learning.

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cain: what is this?

azure: it’s my to-do list.

cain: oh? that’s great. i’m so glad you’re starting to be more organiz-

azure:

cain: this just has my name on it...

azure: ;)

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amira repeatedly hitting an explosive: why won’t this damn thing work?

roman: uhhhh

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cassian: why can’t you just be nice for like one second?

amira: because then i’d have to act like a decent human being, and you know what a strain that puts on me.

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the rebels modern day in a restauraunt

waiter: what would you like to drink?

kora: i’ll have a water.

eikko: me too!

ziggy: water

amira: i’ll go with water.

ronnie: i guess i’ll have water.

kaiden: water’s fine.

cassian: do you guys make pink lemonade?

ronnie:

kaiden:

kora:

amira: what the fuck

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strange & jessie bickering

bruce: do you two ever get along?

strange: quite frequently, believe it or not.

peter: what do you even have in common?

jessie: a mutual dislike for stark.

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peter: i’ve been living a lie.

jessie: just one? i’ve been living, like, twenty.

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jessie: if you let peter die, i’ll personally murder you.

tony: okay bet.

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rocket: i don’t want to shoot you, but i will if you don’t move.

jessie: i feel like i’m being threatened by the easter bunny.

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tony: any updates on peter? that kid’s staying out of trouble, right?

jessie: didn’t bucky ask you to make sure i was living a /normal/ teenage life?

tony: you can control blood with your mind.

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dr. strange about jessie

strange: she’s almost as infuriating as you.

tony: yeah, tell me about it.

tony: wait...

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tony: listen, if you want to be an avenger-

jessie: i don’t want to be an avenger.

tony: ... okay well if you decide one day that you want to become an avenger, then-

jessie: i’ve decided i don’t want to.

tony: who doesnt want to be an avenger?

jessie: anyone who’s under sixty and doesnt own a “supersuit.”

tony: i-

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peter: i lo-

jessie: don’t say it.

peter: but i lo-

jessie: i said don’t say it!

peter: i was going to say i lowkey think you should start listening to tony more.

jessie: oh...

peter: what did you think i was going to say?

jessie:

peter:

jessie: shut up.

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jessie: i’m tired of waiting here.

peter: i know, i am too. but stark said-

jessie: fuck stark. lets go.

peter: i... what?

jessie: i said lets go.

peter: i don’t understand what you mean, though.

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james: so, whats it like dating azula?

quinn: once i asked her for water while she was pissed at me and she brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait.”