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You gotta hand it to Lucky Montoya.

Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt.

Phineas Welles

#Source: John Dies at the end #me trying to get a happy ending #tow #the outer worlds #outer worlds #phineas welles

There’ll be food and drink and explosive cell decompression…and perhaps even a few murders. You’re all invited.

Phineas Welles

#Source: The House on Haunted Hill #I know he doesn't look anything like phineas #but i would pay good money to have vincent price do phineas's lines #tow #the outer worlds #outer worlds

Got to be honest, a major reason I didn’t have content for a while was straight up I had queued comments attributed to Reed Tobson that were about anti-vaxxers. I’ve had to clear out every single one of them from the queue because it’s just bad taste right now.

#not a quote #more quotes coming soon

So in the newest The “the adventure zone” zone, Griffin straight up mentions Parvati so I think that means more McElroy quotes.

#not a quote #the outer worlds #outer worlds #mcelroys

When I go into a place that isn't my home, literally all I am thinking about is 'Please God don't let anyone yell at me.'

Parvati

#source:mbmbam #parvati #the outer worlds #tow #outer worlds

“Because of the extra innocence, Children are far less flammable.” -Vicar Max

#source: mbmbam #vicar max #outer worlds #tow #the outer worlds

I’m not asking you to do much. Just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.

-The Unplanned Variable when the shroud fails.

#source: its always sunny in philadelphia #the outer worlds #tow #outer worlds #unplanned variable

Give it a rest. You’re not the Messiah. You don’t know dick about the Bible.

-Vicar Max

#the outer worlds #tow #vicar max #source: its always sunny in philadelphia

Vicar Max: What have we learned today?

Parvati: Too many people we know have swords.

Vicar Max: Not what I was going for but okay.

#Vicar max #parvati #tow #the outer worlds #Source: what the fuck is wrong with you

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Ellie: I’m sorry daddy, I’ve been very naughty

Vicar Max, pinching the bridge of his nose: For the last time, its forgive me father, for I have sinned.

Felix: Oh, well. A little hard work never killed anybody.

Parvati: Hard work kills people all the time.

Ellie: You never heard of a heart attack?

Parvati: Aneurysm? Hernia?

Ellie: Burst blood vessel behind the eye?

Felix: Well, it's nice chatting with you.

#source: corner gas #Felix #Parvati #ellie #tow #the outer worlds #outer worlds

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Vicar Max

#Source: Terry Pratchett #vicar max #tow #the outer worlds #outer worlds

You can't judge this by Felix. He once called me to ask what my number was

Ellie

#Source: Corner Gas #felix #ellie

Take away the part that sucks and we aren't half bad.

The unplanned variable

#Source: Corner Gas #the unplanned variable

Sophia Akande: You are amoral, are you not? You are feeding off the violence and the despair of the drug trade. You're stealing from those who themselves are stealing the lifeblood from our city. You are a parasite who leeches off--

The Unplanned Variable: Just like you, man.

Sophia Akande: --the culture of drugs... Excuse me, what?

TUV: I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game, though, right?

#Source: The wire #tow #outer worlds #the outer worlds #sophia akande #the unplanned variable

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