MERCY FANPAGE

(On hiatus) Mercy main since the beginning | not daily posts | TRYING MY BEST!!!!

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Winston: Attention please, Torbjörn Lindholm! Torbjörn Lindholm, please report to your workshop. Your jetpack is being stolen by a fat orange furred cat.

Torbjörn: You asked for it, Fika! Now this is personal!

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McCree: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

D.Va, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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*Soldier 76 and Reaper skipping stones on lake*

Soldier 76: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Reaper, whispering: Take that you fucking lake.

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Mercy: God, give me patience.

Genji: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Mercy: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Mei: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Reaper: Yeah, Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.

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Mercy, going over D.Va's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

D.Va: Yes

Mercy: Okay... may I know what you create?

D.Va: Problems.

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I forged true friendship on the battlefield the other day

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Mercy: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.

Genji: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Sombra: Bonjour, Amelie. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Widowmaker: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Sombra: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

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McCree: *running towards Hanzo with open arms*

Hanzo: *moves out of the way*

McCree: Hey, why'd you move?!

Hanzo: I thought you were going to attack me.

McCree: I was going to hug you!

Hanzo: Why would you hug me?

McCree: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Genji: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.

Dva: What's wrong with you??

Genji: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.

McCree: No, they mean other than that.

Genji: Ohhhhhh.

Genji: I haven't slept in 4 days.

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McCree: Alright Lucio, Tracer. Let's go over this one more time.

McCree: If something breaks?

Lucio: We try to fix it before Winston gets home.

McCree: If it doesn't work?

Tracer: We blame Genji!

Genji: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

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Genji: well this just happened, my fricking hand is stuck on the fridge.

Dva: looks like you’re gonna amputate.

Genji: no fucking shit.

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McCree: The first time Genji opened a box of Cheerios he looked inside and yelled, “OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!”

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Genji: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.

McCree: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

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Dva: Genji won’t wake up, what do I do?

McCree: Did you try kicking them?

Dva: Yes!

McCree: Well, I’m out of ideas.

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Mercy: Genji, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?

Genji: It... It didn't take me the whole day...