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Torbjörn: You asked for it, Fika! Now this is personal!
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Winston: Attention please, Torbjörn Lindholm! Torbjörn Lindholm, please report to your workshop. Your jetpack is being stolen by a fat orange furred cat.
Torbjörn: You asked for it, Fika! Now this is personal!
McCree: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
D.Va, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
*Soldier 76 and Reaper skipping stones on lake*
Soldier 76: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Reaper, whispering: Take that you fucking lake.
Mercy: God, give me patience.
Genji: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Mercy: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Mei: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Reaper: Yeah, Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.
Mercy, going over D.Va's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
D.Va: Yes
Mercy: Okay... may I know what you create?
D.Va: Problems.
I forged true friendship on the battlefield the other day
Mercy: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.
Genji: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
Sombra: Bonjour, Amelie. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Widowmaker: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Sombra: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
McCree: *running towards Hanzo with open arms*
Hanzo: *moves out of the way*
McCree: Hey, why'd you move?!
Hanzo: I thought you were going to attack me.
McCree: I was going to hug you!
Hanzo: Why would you hug me?
McCree: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
Genji: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Dva: What's wrong with you??
Genji: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.
McCree: No, they mean other than that.
Genji: Ohhhhhh.
Genji: I haven't slept in 4 days.
McCree: Alright Lucio, Tracer. Let's go over this one more time.
McCree: If something breaks?
Lucio: We try to fix it before Winston gets home.
McCree: If it doesn't work?
Tracer: We blame Genji!
Genji: Seriously guys, what the hell?!
Genji: well this just happened, my fricking hand is stuck on the fridge.
Dva: looks like you’re gonna amputate.
Genji: no fucking shit.
McCree: The first time Genji opened a box of Cheerios he looked inside and yelled, “OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!”
Genji: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee.
McCree: If I was married to you I’d drink it.
Dva: Genji won’t wake up, what do I do?
McCree: Did you try kicking them?
Dva: Yes!
McCree: Well, I’m out of ideas.
Mercy: Genji, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?
Genji: It... It didn't take me the whole day...