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Jonathan: You're not half as clever as you think you are.

Jeff: Still makes me more clever than you.

#people of earth #jonathan walsh #jeff the grey #submission #source: the office

Don: Must you always attack me with words?

Jeff: You want me to use rocks?

#don the white #jeff the grey #people of earth #submission #source: icarly

Jonathan, before you say anything... That's it, I just don't want you to say anything.

Ozzie Graham

#ozzie graham #jonathan walsh #people of earth #source: the good place

I’m going to tear off your arms and use them to applaud your demise!

Jeff

#people of earth #jeff the grey #source: x-ray and vav #queue

No, Jeff, I don’t know how I’m going to die. Wait. Are you asking me or telling me?

Jonathan Walsh

#people of earth #jonathan walsh #source: parks and rec #queue

Don: You guys will never believe what I just found on Jeff's Facebook.

Jonathan: A friend. Burn.

#people of earth #don the white #jonathan walsh #source: parks and rec #queue

Kurt: Were you just rude to Don?

Jeff: I'm rude to everybody.

#people of earth #kurt the reptilian #jeff the grey #source: jessica jones #queue

Jonathan: You need to pull yourself together. You're coming across as distinctly paranoid.

Ozzie: Everybody keeps saying that. It's like a conspiracy.

#people of earth #jonathan walsh #ozzie graham #source: jessica jones #queue

Gina: Let's not jump to any conclusions.

Ozzie: I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

#people of earth #gina morrison #ozzie graham #source: buffy the vampire slayer #queue

I’m fine. Yeah. Aside from the not sleeping, the jumpiness, and the constant overwhelming crushing fear that something terrible is about to happen.

Ozzie Graham

#people of earth #ozzie graham #source: teen wolf #queue

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green, I wear a tool belt and I’m awesome. I’m your bro. I’m Broda.

Gerry Johnson

#people of earth #gerry johnson #source: how i met your mother #queue

Gerry: Man, are you ok?

Ozzie: If by 'ok' you mean like on the inside I'm just going "AAAAAAHHHHH!" then yes, I'm quite ok.

#people of earth #ozzie graham #gerry johnson #source: game grumps #submission #queue

Don: Are you having some kind of stroke?

Jeff: Stroke of genius!

#people of earth #don the white #jeff the grey #Source: The Last Man on Earth #submission #queue

Ozzie: Wait, did you just flirt with me?

Jonathan: Have been for the past year but thanks for noticing.

#people of earth #jozzie #ozzie graham #jonathan walsh

Jonathan: Does seeing me fail make you feel better about your own sad miserable life?

Jeff: It does, 100%

#people of earth #jonathan walsh #jeff the grey #source: zootopia #submission

Ozzie: You'll be fine if you just take it down a notch.

Gerry: No, you take it down a notch. You're not the boss of my notches.

#people of earth #ozzie graham #Gerry Johnson #source: grace and frankie

Ozzie: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Jonathan: Not until four.

#people of earth #ozzie graham #jonathan walsh #submission #Source: Spongebob

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