What do you mean this shit's not canon?

Artwork is never mine, quotes are never mind. This is just for fun I am a sideblog and cannot follow back. OKAY ENJOY

[incorrectpercyjackson]

For the godly parent thing: I'm a 16 year old girl who has literally never had a friend in my life. I have brown hair and greenish eyes. I'm literally 100% of the time misunderstood and I often get in trouble for it (but it's not my fault...?) but then I can get out of trouble pretty easy. Everyone i know tells me I'm emotionless but I actually have strong emotions that I don't share. I'm pretty smart I guess and a straight a student. Idk... I've been unsure for a while. 😊 btw you're the best

First off, I’ll be your friend. This is the last godly parent placing I’ll do as I’ve been this way once in my youth and let me assure you that you will have friends, it does get better. People who are special are often misjudged by their peers. If you ever need a friend, contact @tysonsjournal  for help. As for your godly parent, I’m going to say Lord Hades is likely your father. So stay strong little one of the underworld and remember you are loved.

[incorrectpercyjackson]

NO LONGER DOING GODLY PARENT PLACING

....I had... over 50 messages in my askbox, I panicked and deleted them and I’m sorry. I was drowning in them...

Please forgive me.

[incorrectpercyjackson]

i think that i am a daughter of Aphrodite but i dont like clothes or fashion so i dont know i am a girl and i can never tell what my eye colour is and i look good in anything and am constantly shipping things what do you think i am

First off, being a daughter of Lady Aphrodite is more than clothes, fashion, make up. So let’s get that out of the way right now! Let’s not forget Piper McLean was a daughter of the Goddess of Love after all! Honestly, you certainly sound like one, maybe a child of Lord Eros to a child of Lady Aphrodite. I’d be looking into this more if you’re obsessed with romance!

[incorrectpercyjackson]

I have no idea who my godly parent is. I've taken quizzes and they say either hades or Athena but it could be anyone. What is the difference between being smart and motivated and being the child or Athena? And if I'm not a goth type person, what are the signs of being a child of hades? Just wondering.

You know I’m not sure what the difference is. But you know what...? I can tell you this about being a child of Hades (As I've been categorized as one), we're loyal to a fault. We may hide our emotions, even hold grudges but we're loyal. We're often misunderstood by the world as a whole, we end up disliking interactions with the living, usually very spiritual (not always religious though!) and we're a quiet lot for the most part.

Sorry that I can't answer for Lady Athena!

[incorrectpercyjackson]

For the godly parent thing: I'm 14, I want to be genderfluid but rn I'm a girl, I don't do any sports, and I have a temper. I'm 5'5, have an Italian background and I'm a Leo. If I'm sad or upset I'll make a joke to cheer myself up. I make jokes make my friends send me glares. If no one is around I start cussing like a sailor, and that's probably it.

LEO VALDEZ IS THAT YOU? 

On a more serious note, you can be a lot of people. But these traits belong to a lot of godly parents, therefore since I cannot decide I’ll place you in the Hermes Cabin. I hope you find your godly parent soon but I can’t tell you this. ;;

[incorrectpercyjackson]

Can you place me? I'm a girl, I have dyed hair, I like dancing, musicals, and I'm really sarcastic. I dress kinda a lot in black but really nice clothes. I have mediocre grades

Had to think about this one. But I’d wager you’re close to either Hades (Pluto?) or maybe --- Hm. It’s hard to say! But I’m gonna say you’re related to our lovely God of the Underworld! 

[incorrectpercyjackson]

for the godly parent? Im 13, I love drawing, singing, writing (mostly poetry but short stories are fun) I have blue eyes, freckles, and light brown hair that turns dark in the winter and blonde af in the summer. I know a lot about medical stuff because lots of my relatives are nurses. I constantly listening to music. I play competitive soccer and basketball for my school. i hate the dark and I always sleep with a lamp on. I have horrible social anxiety lol. I can never sleep in the daytime.

WOW! YOU COULD BE A LOT OF THINGS!But I’m gonna place you with Apollo as well! God of music, arts, poetry, the SUN. It just seems fitting! Just remember, dear sunshine child to be true to yourself okay?

[incorrectpercyjackson]

for the godly parent thing, im a thirteen year old transboy who's been reading percy jackson since i was in second grade (7 or so?). im impulsive and often hide emotions, along with haven only recently realized that ive been faking a good majority of who i am and am working to fix it (already have improvement from last night, it feels great). i love musical theatre, the ocean, and swimming, and want to be an actor. i care a lot about my friends and will fight for them.

A reader, a writer, a singer, and dancer!? Sounds to me like Apollo should claim you! That’s my guess anyway! Stay free, sunshine child!

[incorrectpercyjackson]

Percy Jackson question Hey, wondering if you can do me a favour and guess who my Godly parent would be? I am 18 & been reading the books since they came out & still can't figure it out. I am short, abit chubby, Romanian background. I am a Gemini, I work as a engineering officer cadet in the British Royal Navy, into nature & vegetarian, get called a pushover by my friends, but got kicked out of classes in school for bad behaviour, Idk if u can figure it out from this lol thanks

     Well if you’re in the navy no way are you a son of Hades or Zeus. I’d guess... Hm. With the nature thing and such and being a push-over. I’d wager towards Persophone. If you are a daughter of the Goddess of Spring Birth, please remember that your mother is also queen of the underworld and don’t forget to stand up for yourself as with her being your mother, you also have the backing of Hades and the Underworld.     Stay strong! Believe in yourself! You’re capable of SO MUCH. 

[incorrectpercyjackson]

So I was having a nice day until my friend reminded me that Sally Jackson could go to the fields of punishment when she dies because she killed smelly gabe

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HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU.  ;;;;;; 

[four-eyed-faggot]

worth it though

[incorrectpercyjackson]

You sir or madam are NOT nice! Dx

[incorrectpercyjackson]

So I was having a nice day until my friend reminded me that Sally Jackson could go to the fields of punishment when she dies because she killed smelly gabe

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HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU.  ;;;;;; 

[incorrectpercyjackson]

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

Leo Valdez

[incorrectpercyjackson]

Ben here! If you like this blog, I'm working on a few other incorrect quote blogs

Got any suggestions of incorrect quote blogs you'd like to see? If I know the fandom it's likely I'll do such!

[incorrectpercyjackson]

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you are lonely any more.

Leo

[incorrectpercyjackson]

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Percy

[incorrectpercyjackson]

Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.

 Nico @ Will

[incorrectpercyjackson]

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.'

Leo Valdez, probably