Incorrect Pokemon Quotes

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Finally!! This account is backkkk!!!!!!!!!!

By the way @incorrectpokemon-quotess is my alt account just in case Tumblr deletes this one again

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MISTY (to ash): Beauty fades but dumb is forever.

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Ash: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza.

May: So, you’re not going to share?

Ash: I’m not going to share.

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Ash: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Gary: It’s just you.

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*Ash is cleaning the house and finds an empty bottle of orange juice*

Ash: Clear orange juice?

Ash: Oh, it's empty.

Misty, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

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Misty: I prevented a murder today.

May: Really? How'd you do that?

Misty: self control.

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Ash: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Misty: I do have a sense of humor you know

Ash: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Misty: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Source: Pokémon: The Series

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Misty Mermaid

You will be dearly missed Rachael Lillis 🖤

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Gary, to the rest of the gang: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Ash: I’m hungry!

Dawn: You just had a sandwich.

Ash: Yeah, but I have a separate stomach for sweets.

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Misty [about Gary]: This man is a whore. Has always been a whore, will probably always be a whore. But, I mean, that’s not a secret, he’s not keeping it hidden.