Incorrect Prizm Quotes

some things that the inhabitants of the Jetblack probably did(n't) say. (Prizm is a tournament by @pokopakku#3393 on Discord, go check it out!)

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Junkrat: Like this post and I will instantly teleport to your home and gobble up your shower curtain.

JonTRON: ...My shower curtain is glass.

Junkrat: Well, crunchity munchity then, you think that will stop me?

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Lilith: I wish you could block people in real life.

Fender: Restraining order.

Bender: Murder.

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Fender:  Okay, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

JonTRON:  Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Fender: Okay, so, okay, was he holding you?  Or was his hand, like, on your back?

JonTRON:  No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.

Fender and Bender: Ohhhh.

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Once-Ler: And, uh, then I kissed him.

Powerline: Tongue?

Once-Ler: Yeah.

Powerline: Cool.

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Fox, texting Falco: A theif.

Falco: Thief?

Fox: Theif.

Falco: I before E, except after C.

Fox: Thceif.

Falco: No.

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Once-Ler: We both look very handsome tonight.

JonTRON: You know, if you had just said that I looked handsome, I would have said “So do you.”

Once-Ler: I couldn’t take that chance.

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Bender: Who the fuck-

Mysterymouse: Language!

Bender: Whom the fuck-

Mysterymouse: No.

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Powerline: I wasn’t hurt that badly. The doctor said all the blood was internal. That’s where all the blood’s supposed to be.

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Bender: Fender, we tried things your way.

Fender: No, we didn’t.

Bender: I did it in my head and it didn’t work.

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Mysterymouse: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die it's venomous. 

Mayonnaise: What if it bites you and it dies? 

Fox: That means you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Mayo, learn how to read. 

Nepeta: :33 > what if it bites itself and i die?

Calliope: that is voodoo. U.U 

Coraline: What if it bites me and someone else dies? 

Cat: That is correlation, not causation. 

Once-Ler: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies? 

Dummy: That's kinky! Call me Mongoose! 

Mysterymouse: Oh my god.