Incorrect QSMP Quotes

Welcome to Incorrect QSMP Quotes! Where neither I nor your mc faves will make any sense :D Submissions are closed for now...

[the-fandom-queenxox]

Some eggs as twitter and tumblr posts (featuring Cucurucho)

Part 2

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Slimecicle: Guess what number I'm thinking of

Tubbo: 420

Slimecicle: No. It's not fucking 420. Please take this seriously

Roier: 69?

Slimecicle: Yeah it was 69

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Niki: How do you feel

Willy: I do not

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ElQuackity: Why does everyone assume the worst of me?

BadBoyHalo: it saves time.

[miauta]

HAPPY 1ST ANNIVERSARY QSMP!

I wanna thank all CCs, admins and wonderful people of this fandom for amazing year and all happy memories I made in it~

[keline11]

QSMP AWARDS!!

I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH.

THERE WERE A LOT OF PROBLEMS BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY I LOVED IT, AND SO GLAD MISSA WAS THERE WITH QUACKITY AND CHARLIE.

Sad that missa didn't win best failure./j?

(Missa had said that when he got his visa the first thing he would do was visit Quackity <tres)

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“Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.”

~ Jaiden

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Hey. ParrotDuo fans. I made something for us... huffgtfghhhhhhhhh

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[pixiecaps]

my favorite part of roier picking his melissa skin was jaiden being his number one supporter

[someidiot-withadhd]

I’m rewatching the first day of purgatory(Slimecicle’s pov) and they were joking about how they were the roleplayers of the server, and Jaiden said

“It wouldn’t make sense for my character to die here”

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Rivers: All men do is lie and lose on Warzone.

Mariana, tearing up: W-why you gotta bring up Warzone tho...

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Jaiden: You all put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Ironmouse: Several traffic violations

Cellbit: Three counts of resisting arrest

Foolish: Roughly twelve cans of energy drinks

Roier: and also? That's not our car

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“Being cute is really hard because even when you’re angry, people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw you’re so cute when you’re angry” like, no. Stop. Recognize my power.”

~ Ramon

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Philza: I hope you all have a good explanation for this

Tubbo: We have three actually

Fit: Pick your favorite

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Roier: I’m just going to have a- a little talk with Maximus.

Jaiden: Yeah.

Roier: Yes. No, no, no, no… no alcohol. Just friends… having a good time. Playing video games. And that kind of things.

Jaiden: Not drinking any alcohol at the bar-

Roier: And kissing with Maximus.

(Jaiden laughs)

Jaiden: Just friendship- friend stuff.

Roier: Yes. (In Spanish) You need to reinforce friendships. We need to reforce (reinforce) our- our friendship, you know, Maximus friendship, so yes.

Jaiden: So you have to kiss at least once a week for the friendship to keep going.

Roier: Yes, three or four times.

Jaiden: Yes.

Roier: In one day.

[pommepom]

UPDATE ON THE ADMIN SITUATION FOR TUMBLRINAS

about 18 hours ago a past employee (José) made a post saying that he will publish a doc of quackity studios employees' experiences to help alex fix problems in quackity studio. he said that he will get legal help so he and the employees don't get sued.

later he made a fellow up saying that he has received more testimonies and that he is in contact with 3 lawyers. the doc is not meant to slender alex and is not an accusation although it may come off as such. the doc is meant to show the problems in quackity studio so they can be fixed.

he has been trying to contact alex. and wants this to be resolved privately. he said that he will wait for a ''margin of time'' until he posts the doc in hopes that he will be able to contact alex.

if you have twt please consider reposting/liking the post or tagging quackity. it is best if this is resolved privately. if the post gets enough attention, then it can hopefully reach alex and things can be fixed as soon as possible. for now, just boost the post and be patient.

and remember, even if they end up publishing the doc, don't harass anyone. it is not an accusation. it is for the betterment of the company.

here's a link to the post!

[sunnyside-sunset]

is this a safe space? can i speak my truth? will i be thrown to the wolves if i say i hated bubbleduo?