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@incorrectquotesforsandersides
We Were Here
Cooking With Sex Toys
Eggplant
Remus: Does an Eggplant signify a penis because of it's shape or because it plants semen into the egg?
Roman: Remus, you never cease to amaze me by asking the weirdest fucking questions
Truth
Roman: You were actually telling the truth-
Janus: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised-
Natural Causes
Logan: How did Janus die?
Virgil: Natural causes
Logan: You pushed him off the roof-
Virgil: Gravity is natural on this planet
God
Roman: God can suck my ass-
Virgil: I mean they probably would, love thy neighbor am I right?
Ichronic Anxiety
Logan: What do we say when we start feeling anxious?
Virgil: My anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic.
Logan, done™: No-
Aromantic
Roman: Am I a romantic?
Logan: Oh, so you don't feel any romantic attraction either?
Roman: What?
Logan: What?
How Are You Feeling?
Roman: So, how are you feeling?
Virgil: We're in a jail cell, how do you think I'm feeling?!
Roman: Good I suppose?
Writing Commissions are Open!
Hello everybody! I’m opening writing commissions, which I’ve wanted to do for awhile now but I’ve only finally gotten all my accounts sorted out. Here is my AO3 to see if you’re interested in commissioning me! https://archiveofourown.org/users/Moonscar
If you want more examples of my writing that hasn’t been posted, or Oc work, feel free to ask.
Please also keep in mind that most of my works on Ao3 have no been Edited or proof-read before posting, but anything that you pay for will be proof read by yours truly
Prices
-For every 1$/100 words, so 10$/1000 words, 15$/1500 words, etc. The catch is that all of this is in CAD, so for anyone who is in the US it looks more like 0.70$/100 words, 7,40$/1000 words and 11$/1500 words, etc.
-I will not charge you extra if I go over the original word count we agreed upon!
-Everything I do will be One-Shots, so if you wish to have anything multi-chaptered we can discuss prices! Although I have no issue writing 15 000+ word One-Shots
-Every transaction will be done through Paypal.
I will do
-LGBTQ+ characters and ships
-Reader inserts or Oc inserts, whether it be in passing, a while story or shipped with a canonical character.
-Oc stories. I am absolutely willing to write only Oc stories, although I will ask to be paid extra for the work of understanding new characters, and portraying them well.
-Angst, and I’m rather comfortable with a lot of heavy topics so feel free to ask. Although please visit Don
-Fluff, I feel this goes without saying. I’m also rather good at writing banter ;3
-AU’s, wether they be well known or your own.
-Non-Canonical pairings
-Gore
I won’t do
-Smut, although I have no issues implying it happened, I will not explicitly write it.
-Explicit Dubcon/Noncon, although having it implied from a characters past is no issue
-Pedophilia
-Incest
Fandom List
-Sanders Sides
-Marvel Cinematic Universe
-Spider-Man (All Media Types)
-The Masked Henchman
-The Walking Dead (Telltale Video Game)
-Voltron: Legendary Defenders
-Good Omens
-The Witcher
-South Park
-Hetalia
-Star Trek
-Karneval
-Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
-Be More Chill
-Hamilton
-Dear Evan Hansen
-Undertale
-Detroit: Become Human
-Gravity Falls
-How To Train Your Dragon
-Amnesia: Memories
-Love Tangle
-Code: Realize
-Yuri on Ice
-Mystic Messenger
-Black Butler
-Blood Bank
-The Selection
-Caraval Trilogy
-Fruits Basket
-Say I Love You
-The Wayward Children Series
-BBC Sherlock
-Merlin
-Winx Club
-The Land Before Time
-My Little Pony
-Creepypasta
-Here U Are
I’m probably forgetting quite a few, but this list is already rather excessive so if you have any other fandoms in mind feel free to ask.
I’m also willing to write for fandoms I’m not familiar with, but once again there will be a small extra fee for extra time put into learning the lore and characters. If I already know the fandom but it simply isn’t on this list then of course tehre will be no extra fee ^^
I reserve the right to refuse any commission request or idea’s for any reason I deem acceptable.
I will not post anything unless I am given explicit permission as well.
Which One?
Patton: I'm so mad at you guys for murdering that guy!
Virgil & Roman: Which one?
Virgil: And how are you gonna stop me?
Logan: We’ll call in Patton-
Virgil: …
Virgil: Fuck-
these are the most amazing tags ever
Yet another time I have been called out- Guys, these are secrets, they must stay hidden in the tags-
Where?
Virgil: I'm going to go for a moment
Remus & Roman: Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?
Virgil, angrily: I'm going to the fucking bathroom you assholes!
Body Pillow
Virgil: You know, if my body pillow can fit on this couch with me than so can you
How dare you hide this in the tags
How dare you call me out like this.
Kitty
Patton, petting a cat on their lap: Aren't you the prettiest kitty in the whole wide world?
Logan, walking in: Aren't you allergic to cats?
Patton, petting the cat slower: ...Maybe
Body Pillow
Virgil: You know, if my body pillow can fit on this couch with me than so can you
Dingus
Virgil: Roman you dingus!
Roman: Look! It's not my fault I'm a dumbgus!
Remus: ...Would you say you're donegus?
Waffles
Patton: Waffles are just pancakes with abs
Logan: Sometimes I wonder how your mind works-