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Jerry: Wa-wait, wait! You're telling me I can't rely on this narrator??

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The gas station is closed forever because a raccoon threw up, 3 dead and 7 missing.

#tales from the gas station #tftgs #incorrect quotes from the gas station #incorrect quotes

Happy new year yall, thank you for still being here.

Amy: I gave Benji a 'Get well soon' card.

Jack: That's... Uncharacteristically nice of you, I didn't know he was sick.

Amy: He isn't sick, I just think he should do better.

#tales from the gas station #tftgs #jack townsend #gasstationjack #incorrect quotes from the gas station #incorrect quotes #tftgs jack #tftgs amy #tftgs obrien #tftgs benji #i want them to be friends #source: tumblr

Brother Riley: Gay people will literally be in timeloops

Jack: No they won't.

Jack: What did you do to me??

#tales from the gas station #tftgs #jack townsend #gasstationjack #incorrect quotes from the gas station #incorrect quotes #tftgs jack #tftgs brother riley #source: tumblr

Dr V: Describe this picture.

Jack: That's my father throwing me out of a car.

Dr. V: And this one?

Jack: You having sex with my comatose girlfriend.

Dr. V: And this one?

Jack: Aren't these normally inkblots?

#tales from the gas station #tftgs #jack townsend #gasstationjack #incorrect quotes from the gas station #incorrect quotes #tftgs jack #tftgs dr v #source: twitter #i might have done this one before idk

Benjamin: Do not interact if you're me from the mirror universe.

Benji: Hi lol

Benjamin: You.

Some bitch: Wait, you're black? You're not the weird white man I thought you were. This sucks.

Benjamin: Mirror beast, kill this clown!

#tales from the gas station #tftgs #jack townsend #gasstationjack #incorrect quotes from the gas station #incorrect quotes #tftgs benjamin #tftgs benji #tftgs benjamimic #source: tumblr #if you 'dont agree' that hes black please unfollow #i genuinely dont have time to fight you on that but just know im disappointed in you

Jerry: I bet Nancy wasn't even that good.

Rosa: Can you stop minimizing the achievements of women?

Jerry: Sorry...

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I honestly love the idea of Benjamin just being like The bodyguard of the gas station crew now that he works there someone mess with his dumbass kids he f**** them up

I think something I like about benjamin (and benji of course) is that he doesnt seem capable of half assing things

Because like, in vol 1 he comes strapped the fuck in for whatever the town is gonna throw at him, his car is full of guns and knives and stuff, hes READY to fight. Instead of just going 'oh all i need is a couple of guns and im gonna be safe :)' he just has an arsenal ready

Then he learns that theres some kind of demon in the woods, so instead of going 'better leave town, this place is dangerous!', he goes feral and doesnt stop until he is sure that the monster is dead

So now, hes in this job with a guy who loses limbs like theyre spare change, so of course hes gonna do all he can to keep him and his store safe, is the obvious thing to do

Be like benji, never half-ass things! Just go fucking feral until the job is done!

#tales from the gas station #tftgs #jack townsend #gasstationjack #tftgs benji #tftgs benjamin #i love him so much you have no idea

Jack, pointing at Spencer: Um, cut him in half.

Benji, unsheathing his knife: hot dog or hamburger style, boss?

#tales from the gas station #tftgs #jack townsend #gasstationjack #incorrect quotes from the gas station #incorrect quotes #tftgs jack #tftgs benji #tftgs benjamin #source: tumblr #i still love that he calls him boss. its lovely

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Jack: This next cup of coffee will fix me.

Jack: *sip*

Jack: I'm worse now

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YES, GOOD

#im laughing so hard #that las panel is perfect lmao #fanart #great job dude i love this

The desire to illustrate all of these is ... large

:0!! Please do!!

Everyone has my permission toillustrate these! Just please tag me so I can see them 🥺🥺🥺

#not a quote #ask

Spencer, talking aboutthe shitty town: They hate me because im gay :/ also I have been murdering the locals but mostly because of the gay thing.

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Jack: This next cup of coffee will fix me.

Jack: *sip*

Jack: I'm worse now

#tales from the gas station #tftgs #jack townsend #gasstationjack #incorrect quotes from the gas station #incorrect quotes #tftgs jack #source: tumblr

Jack: *losing his mind, breaking down after Benjamin visits him at the gas station*

Benjamin: Im feeling weird things right now, I didn't think I'd care so much if you got hurt.

#tales from the gas station #tftgs #jack townsend #gasstationjack #incorrect quotes from the gas station #incorrect quotes #tftgs jack #tftgs benjamin #source: neebs gaming #if you think about it #the real benjamin died because he was willing to trust jack

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