Incorrect Quotes: Star Wars, prequels edition

This blog is purely for my (and yours too) amusement. So many quotes out there that can fit our favorite characters. This blog is mainly for the three prequels + the clone wars. 

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Lux: You have lips. I have lips. Interesting.

Ahsoka: Oh, look. You have a face. I have a fist. Interesting.

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Someone: Are you taken?

Obi-Wan: Yeah. For GRANTED.

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Anakin: Here, hold my morals. I have some shit I need to take care of.

Ahsoka: What morals?

Anakin: You know I expected that from Obi-Wan… but not you Snips.

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Ahsoka: Where’s Padmé?

Anakin: We just stepped out of the shower, she’ll be down in a minute.

Ahsoka: Alright well… wait did you just say we?

Anakin: What?

Ahsoka: Did you just say ‘we stepped out of the shower’?

Anakin: … I said she.

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Ahsoka: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?

Padmé: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Anakin: Smad.

Ahsoka: There are two kinds of people.

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Anakin: *knocks on Obi-Wan's door*

Obi-Wan: Who is it?

Ahsoka: It's us, we just wanna talk.

Obi-Wan: How many of you are there?

Anakin: Two.

Obi-Wan: Then talk to each other.

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Anakin: Fact, I can jump higher than any tree.

Ahsoka: How is that possible?

Anakin: Trees can't jump.

Ahsoka: I'm going to kill you.

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Dooku: I could kill you if I wanted to.

Anakin: Yeah? So could Windu.

Anakin: So could a human.

Anakin: So could a really dedicated bantha.

Anakin: You aren’t special, buddy.

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Dooku: She may seem like an asshole, but, deep down, Ventress' a good person.

Asajj: And even deeper down, I'm a bigger asshole.

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Anakin: Can you please take out the trash?

Obi-Wan: Sure. Where do you want to go?

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Ahsoka: When I was small-

Rex: [snorts]

Rex: “was”.

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Anakin: Angel, do you think I'm sane?

Padmé: Oh, is that what we're gonna do today, we're gonna fight?

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Obi-Wan: Help me with this crossword puzzle, I need a six letter word for disappointment.

Windu: Anakin.

Anakin:

Obi-Wan: It fits.

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Anakin: Hey Obi-Wan, are you free on Friday? Like, around 8 pm on Friday?

Obi-Wan: Yes?

Anakin: (turns to Satine) What about you?

Satine: Yes, I am.

Anakin: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date.

Obi-Wan: Did he just...

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Anakin: This dress looks great. And I bet it would look even better on Obi-Wan's floor.

Obi-Wan: Are you hitting on Satine...for me?

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Anakin: Since certain people around here may not see how brilliant my plan is, they're gonna need to be...

Ahsoka: Convinced?

Anakin: I'm sorry, did you say "incapacitated"?

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Windu: What's your biggest weakness?

Anakin: I can be uncooperative.

Windu: Can you give me an example?

Anakin: No.