incorrect rebellion quotes

featuring both canon and oc characters from the marauders era, as portrayed in the rebellion.

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What’s wrong with these criminals that they can’t just hang on to their own shit?

Emma Vanity

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Sirius: I either have a plan, or I'm an idiot.

Susan: That's good. 'Cause usually you have a plan and you're an idiot.

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Not in my school, you piece of shit.

Minerva McGonagall

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Barty: Is he dead?

Rabastan: That tends to happen when you shoot someone in the head.

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Marlene: You had every right to defend yourself.

Dorcas: I didn't defend myself, I killed the crap out of him!

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Oliver: Yeah, I definitely don’t like the name Ana.

Ana: What a weird way to kick me when I’m down.

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Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.

Alice Longbottom

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Here's what I know about women, they confuse and terrify me.

Remus Lupin

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Rabastan: [Holds up a drawing of a dress] Isn't it beautiful, Boss?

Voldemort: No, no, no, it should be delicate, fetching, and a chiffon train rippling down like... like...

Walden: Like a waterfall.

Rabastan: Like an open wound.

Voldemort: Exactly.

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Alastair: Forgery? That's a very serious charge.

Georgina: Not as serious as murder.

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I don’t think a boy your age should be using a word like titular. Ha!

Ted Tonks

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Remus: Option One: ask her out.

James: Impossible.

Remus: Fair enough. Option Two: become her friend.

James: She's the most popular girl in school and she hates boys.

Remus: Okay. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.

James: It's a route I've considered.

Remus: And quite rightly rejected on the grounds of...

James: Hygiene.

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Georgina: Just so you know, if you go to prison, I won't wait for you.

Sirius: You won't have to. I'll escape. We both know this.

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If the snow's white, then it's all right. Yellow or green, it's just not clean. I learned that one the hard way.

Amos Diggory

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Portia: I sense Death Eaters.

Sirius: I sense a trap.

Portia: What should we do next?

Sirius: Spring the trap!

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Gwenog: You're literally listening to turkey calls.

Sturgis: Is this not rap?

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Sybil: This year you bring a lady guest?

Alastair: Ah, no. There's a change of situation. It's just me.

Sybil: Oh, am I sad or not sad?

Alastair: Uh, I think you're not surprised.