It Happened in Another Timeline, We Swear

Quotes from things other than Radiant Historia, attributed to Radiant Historia characters as amuses me. Characters, ships, and sources will be tagged; spoilers will not. Primarily perpetrated by downtroddendeity, aka Tez. Asks and submissions highly encouraged.

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Hey, hey, hey. Come on! I know what guilt is. It’s one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don’t really mean anything. You know, like 'maternal' or 'addiction.'

Protea (via incorrectrhquotes)

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Stocke: Okay guys, these guards have given us a lot of trouble in the past. Marco, can you give me a number crunch real quick?

Marco: Uh yeah, give me a sec. I'm coming up with a 32.33% chance of survival.

Stocke: Well, that's a lot better than we usually do. So let's-

Bram: Alright chums, let's do this! [Runs into the castle] DEEEEEESSSSSSEEEEEERRRRRRT CROOOOOOOOOWS!!!

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If you need me, I’ll be down here on the floor. Dying.

Rosch, repeatedly (via incorrectrhquotes)

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if you drag out your slight thoughtful pause eventually the other person will walk away and then you dont have to say anything

Stocke (via incorrectrhquotes)

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You’re a piece of work. I like you.

Garland, to Stocke (via incorrectrhquotes)

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I’m not even supposed to be here! I’m just Soldier #6! I’m expendable! I’m the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is!

Kiel (via incorrectrhquotes)

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(516): idk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.

Stocke, re: Kiel (via incorrectrhquotes)

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Here’s the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us.

Stocke, several times (via incorrectrhquotes)

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Stocke: Ninety-nine percent of the time, whenever random violent crap happens, it seems you're somehow involved.

Heiss: And you can't have a little faith in that last one percent?

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Last week, she was supposed to buy milk, but instead she bought novelty cookie cutters. Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur. She’s amazing.

Stocke about Raynie, AJE timeline (via incorrectrhquotes)

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Stocke: You are, without a doubt, the worst bandits I've ever heard of.

Bram: But you have heard of us!

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If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

Eruca (via incorrectrhquotes)

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(248): I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it’s cramping my style.

Raynie, on moving to Alistel (via incorrectrhquotes)

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Look, we have limitless resources, manpower and time at our disposal. Our options are surprisingly few.

Teo to Lippti at some point, probably. (via incorrectrhquotes)

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Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.

Heiss to Victor’s corpse, probably (via incorrectrhquotes)

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