#mod avi

[incorrect-portal-quotes]

Wheatley: Don't go through GLaDOS's chamber.

Chell: Okay.

Wheatley: I cannot stress enough that we should not go through her chamber.

Chell: Alright.

Wheatley: Okay, now we need to find an escape elevator that goes to the surface.

Chell: How do we get to one?

Wheatley: Okay, you're gonna laugh,

[yuuri-on-heelys]

Helloooo other gay people

YOU’RE HOMOSEXUALS, STOP IT

[riddikulus-rp]

owl mail:

Mom,

Do you remember when you said Quidditch was an incredibly dangerous sport and if I wanted to play, I better know what I was doing? Do you also remember last summer, when you said it was lucky I hadn’t been injured badly yet in all my years of playing?

Well.

I’m alive; that’s the good news. December is writing down this letter for me because I can’t use my arms yet, and her handwriting is atrocious; that’s the bad news.

Do you remember December? My arch-nemesis? I’ve talked about her a lot. I love her.

Yes, Dec, write this down. Don’t act so surprised, yeah it’s the first time I said it, I... [here the handwriting trails off, then resumes again further down the page.]

Anyway, I won’t be playing in the next Quidditch match, and I won’t be coming home for Christmas. I won’t be doing, um, a lot of things, as it turns out. I’m fine, though. It’s not too bad. I’ll be healed soon! Nurse Marrens and Professor Draymore are amazing, even if they give me awful-tasting potions every other minute.

(It’s bad. I need you.)

Dec, that’s not what I said! I’m fine!

Yes, I know I can’t walk! No, I don’t care if it’s lying! Just write the damn letter! No, don’t write this part down.

Ugh, fuck you too.

Sincerely,

Your daughter, Narcisa Avis, still the world’s best Keeper (aw, Dec, you didn’t have to write that. Thank you.)

[incorrectrichalvarez]

Mario: Good morning!

Luigi: Good morning.

Daisy: Good morning.

Waluigi: You all sound like robots. “Good morning, good morning.” Spice it up a bit!

Wario: HEY, MOTHERFUCKERS!

[mspaintcats]

Tallstar, didn't you choose Onewhisker as your last minute deputy because you thought he'd be gentle and cooperative compared to Mudclaw? Do you regret your decision?

-mod avi

[inchoamentum]

Promotional art!

Candra, the monk.

[pok3p33ps]

Hey Amph, where did you and Clef go for your first date? >:3

“D…date?!?..” 

((OOF SORRY AGAIN for my absence on this blog hdghdhg! i promise i’ll try to be more active here in the future ^^!

- Mod Avi))

[whyisthecrewlaughing]

Magnus is laughing, as well as crying and squealing, ‘cause its so good to be with Julia everyday of his afterlife.