Incorrect Rusty Quill Quotes

Incorrect quotes from The Magnus Archives, Rusty Quill Gaming, and Stellar Firma. Submissions are open. Header and icon by me!

[incorrectrustyquill]

Melanie: Our can opener is broken.

Georgie: So it’s a can’t opener?

Melanie:

Melanie: I an’t believe I’m dating you.

[incorrectrustyquill]

Elias: If you need anything at all...

Elias: Too bad.

Elias: Deal with your problems yourselves like adults.

[incorrectrustyquill]

Jon: I’m good. I haven’t slept in a solid 83 hours, but I’m good.

[incorrectrustyquill]

Cel: Nothings never happening to me. Never

Zolf: I know, I’m... wow you phrased that so weirdly.

Cel: I may have a concussion.

[incorrectrustyquill]

Melanie: Ah, lovers quarrel?

Basira: We’re not fighting!

Daisy: And we’re not lovers!

Basira: We’re not?

[incorrectrustyquill]

Jon: Jellyfish have survived for 600 million years without a brain.

Jon: A ray of hope for some of my colleagues.

[incorrectrustyquill]

Hamid: Um, I talk a lot don’t I?

Azu: Yeah, but it’s nice.

Azu: I like hearing your voice.

[incorrectrustyquill]

Jon: Despite all I have survived, my boyfriend still worries over me.

Martin: It’s only because I still worry over you that you have survived.

[incorrectrustyquill]

David: So, we gonna talk like grownups?

Trexel: Is that what we are?

[incorrectrustyquill]

Basira: So how is married life?

Georgie: Melanie got drunk on Red Bull and vodka on our wedding night and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire while cackling “Good luck trying to return me without the receipt!”.

[incorrectrustyquill]

Jon: I just saw a trillion different realities folding onto each other like thin sheets of metal forming a single blade.

Helen: Yeah, yeah. The time knife. We’ve all seen it.

[incorrectrustyquill]

Hamid: I’m gonna be honest here?

Zolf: Is that wise?

Hamid: No. But I’m gonna do it anyways.

[incorrectrustyquill]

Trexel: I’m like a crow with feelings.

David: Feelings about what?

Trexel: Shiny things?

[incorrectrustyquill]

Tim: I trust you.

Martin: I’m touched.

Tim: I don’t trust Jon.

Martin, to Jon: Say nothing.

[incorrectrustyquill]

Simon: If you don’t want people dropping in from the sky, you should have locked your ceiling!

[incorrectrustyquill]

Jon: So you woke up this morning and decided to be straight up aggressive instead of the usual passive aggressive?

Melanie: I’m not being aggressive.

Daisy: Hey, don’t fight in front of the bacon.

[incorrectrustyquill]

Sasha: Do you think all of my wanted posters are for petty theft?

Sasha: *Several stolen items fall from her jacket*

Sasha:

Sasha: Well, that’s part of it.