PEACE AND LOVE

I do incorrects cause I have way to much free time on my hands.

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Draco: *exhales* I’m in love with you Granger, and I know you don’t feel the same way but--

Hermione: Draco I am in love with you too. I already told you this.

Draco: 

Draco: I don’t know how to deal with this information. 

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Draco: Awe Granger, you have a crush on me? That’s embarrassing. 

Hermione: We are married.

Draco: Still.

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Ginny: I’ll plan everything! We can have the reception at the Burrow. Why not have the whole wedding there? We’ll do it on a Monday morning, there’ll be fewer drunks.

Draco: Please take this personally when I say, I’ve obtained a Ministry order to prevent you from planning Granger and I’s wedding.

Ginny:  *reads papers*

Ginny: Well these seem to be in order. I’ll be in bed.

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Draco: Why does everything bad happen to me?

Harry: It's happening to us, too, Draco!

Draco:  Well, not really, 'cause you're not blonde.

Y/n: That is a lie, Draco. 

Draco: You shut up right now!

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Kirigan: In a few years I guarantee, I’ll be Alina’s second husband

Alina: Wait... What happened to the first one?

Kirigan: Nothing you can prove.

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Sirius: Y/n, did you happen to hear my announcement? 

Y/n: I hang on every word.

Sirius: I’m going to assume that is sarcasm.

Y/n: Correct.

Sirius: So you didn’t.

Y/n: Barely listening now. 

Harry: *snickers*

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Y/n: You always looking like someone, somewhere, is disappointing you.

Julian: Someone is. 

Y/n: It’s Barry Isn’t it?

Julian: 

Y/n: 

Julian: Would you like some tea?

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Draco: Oh my god, Y/n, I just realized I had a bad childhood. 

Y/n: Yeah, I know.

Draco: What do you mean, you know?

Y/n: Look at you.

Draco: What do you mean, look at me?

Y/n: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don't stand like that.

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Fred:  I am the smartest, most skilled employee in this place. 

Y/n: Is your hand stuck in that vending machine?

Fred: I paid for my chocolate frogs. I am going to get my chocolate frogs.

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Y/n: I can’t believe you’re single on valentines day. 

Harry: Well, you know what they say. Roses are red, violets are blue...

Y/n: Don’t-

Draco, Fred, and George: *standing on top of a table holding up bottles* VODKA IS CHEAPER THAN DINNER FOR TWO

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Fred: Why are you smiling? 

Y/n: Why can’t I just be happy?

George: Ron tripped and fell in the parking lot this morning

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Tom: I have an Idea!

Y/n: No murder. 

Tom: I no longer have an idea. *turns away*

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Y/n: Oh my god. Okay so you are bleeding out and will need a transfusion. What is your blood type?

Draco: *on the bathroom floor* B...Positive. 

Y/n: I’M TRYING BUT YOU ARE BLEEDING A LOT 

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Draco: YOU READ MY DIARY?!

Y/n: At first I didn’t even know it was your diary. I thought it was just a very depressing handwritten book. 

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Ron: Bloody hell where did he come from? 

*Y/n and Draco sitting next to each other laughing* 

Hermione: Malfoy Manor of course. Where else would he have come from Ronald?

Ron: No, I mean today, at this table, in the great hall, suddenly into our lives?

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Y/n: I had some thought’s I wanted to share with you all. 

Draco:

Ron: 

Harry: 

Y/n: Draco you slept with so many girls you are starting to look like one. Boom roasted. 

Draco: What the fu-

Y/n: Ron? Where’s Ron? Oh, there you are. I couldn’t see you behind the mountain of food. Boom roasted. 

Ron: ...

Y/n: Harry, I can’t decide between an orphan joke or a Voldemort joke. Boom roasted.

Harry: *sighs*

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Y/n: *walks into the Slytherin common room* Hello, Draco. Make anyone cry today?

Draco: Sadly, no. But it’s only 4:30.