Incorrect Second Son Quotes

Things that were not said in the game, but should've been. You can submit posts or request in the askbox. If you want me to reblog your incorrect posts, tag incorrect Second Son or incorrectsecondson. Have fun! Main blog: redsamoony

[incorrectsecondson]

Ah, so my queue ran out, oops. Sorry about that, but I’m taking a small break from this bc stress and stuff in my life, but if you guys want to send me some ideas or quotes I will try to put them in the queue!

[incorrectsecondson]

Delsin: So, Fetch. How did you get that name?

Fetch: Gave it to myself. A real conduit chooses their own name.

Delsin: Pleased to meet you, Fetch. I’m Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville.

[incorrectsecondson]

Delsin: You saved us, Reggie. I owe you my life.

Reggie: No thanks. I've seen it, and I'm not impressed.

[incorrectsecondson]

Reggie: What's your dental plan?

Delsin: Don't get cavities.

Reggie: Health plan?

Delsin: Same but with shingles and hepatitis.

[incorrectsecondson]

Augustine: [mockingly] Aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice.

Delsin: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything... Oh...

Augustine: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense and I'll stop acting like an asshole.

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[incorrectsecondson]

Delsin: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.

Reggie: Just today you were crying about snakes.

Delsin: [voice cracking] They don't have any arms!

[incorrectsecondson]

Delsin: About a week ago I accidentally made out with Fetch.

Reggie: Really?

Delsin: Yes.

Reggie: You accidentally made out with Fetch.

Delsin: Yes.

Reggie: Accidentally.

Delsin: Yes.

Reggie: I don't understand, did you trip over something?

[incorrectsecondson]

Delsin: Why are my underwear in the refrigerator?

Reggie: You said: "this is really gonna confuse me tomorrow". Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.

Delsin: This explains so much.

[incorrectsecondson]

Fetch: No one blackmails our nerd but us!

Delsin: Yeah! Messing with Eugene is a privilege, not a right!

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[incorrectsecondson]

Delsin: I think I did okay!

[explosions in the distance behind him]

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[incorrectsecondson]

Eugene: I'm... grounded?

Delsin: [folds arms] Yes, grounded! You disobeyed us!

Fetch, holding up a shovel: And now we're gonna bury you 'til you've learned your lesson!

Eugene: Fetch! That's not how grounding works!

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