Incorrect Sk8 Infinity Quotes!!

If there are certain characters you would like incorrect quotes for, submissions are welcome!

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Langa: Tell Miya about the birds and the bees.

Reki: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Reki: Favorite horror movie?

Langa: It

Cherry : Saw

Joe: Annabelle

Miya: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

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Reki: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Langa: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Cherry : Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Joe: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Miya: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Decided to start a cherry blossom kitsune event on Twitter so here’s part one of my edit for him!!!

[stvrryyami]

PLEASE STOP SCROLLING SK8 THE INFINITY FANS AND LOOK AT THIS OFFICIAL I LOVE THEM PLEASEEE

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Cherry: I just found out that Adam has a public approval rating of 75%. What-what is he doing? Nobody ever gets 75%! Is he going round to people's houses at night with a pot roast, touching them on the knee and telling them they've lost weight? What's going on!?

I guess this takes place in an AU where the others know Adams real identity, lol :) (Source is the comedian Dylan Moran btw, he was talking about the prime minister of australia)

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Cherry , to Joe: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Joe, motioning to themself and Adam: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

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Cherry : If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited 
Joe: If? 
Adam: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

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Shadow: Croissants: dropped 
Miya: Road: works ahead 
Reki: BBQ sauce: on my titties 
Langa.: Shavacado: fre 
Cherry: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead 
Joe: ...
Joe, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Shadow: I CAN'T DO IT!
Miya, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Shadow: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Reki: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Shadow:
Shadow: I appreciate it,
Shadow: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Langa: Shadow-
Shadow: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Cherry: Shadow we gotta-
Shadow: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Shadow: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Shadow, motioning to Joe: NOT FUCKING THIS

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Shadow: Have you seen a person named 'Miya' around here? 
Reki: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain. 
Langa: It looks fine to me? 
Reki: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

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Shadow: Can I be frank with you guys?
Miya: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Reki: Can I still be Reki?
Langa: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. 
Miya: Shit. 
Shadow: Wait, three? 
Cop: Yeah? 
Reki: OH MY GOD LANGA FELL OFF!!!

[denkisauce]

they were????? so cute together this past episode????????? my lord

[drownedvictorianchildracoon]

Gen z be like: I have absolutely no will to live and this capitalist mode of production makes me wanna die

Anyway here's a 50k slow burn sokka×zuko fanfic and an academic analysis on Azula's character arc

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Apologies for not updating much! Finals are coming up and work is kicking my butt but things will be back to normal soon!

[gojo-x-reader]

Confessions in a Drunken Night

Relationship(s): Gojo Satoru x F!Reader

Warnings: excessive drinking, mentions of sex (not related to drinking), getting drunk, job stress

Tags: communication is key

AO3 Link: here

Words: ~2k

Request:   “ Hey, I hope you’re doing okay. I have read your scenarios and I fell in love with them They are so cute and adorable . If you take a request would you mind taking mine. About a f/reader who is depressed about her job pressure and Gojo not being home lately so she would be drinking at home not knowing that Gojo had arrived and was sleeping and he would wake up because of sound and he would find her saoul , and he would try to make up with her , with a lot of fluff please , thank you .”

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