Who said that?

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Shoma, in 2016-17 season: This year, I lost my rival and good friend, Sota.

Sota: Quit telling everyone I’m dead!

Shoma: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

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Bro, come on. You know I can't sleep unless someone tucks me in. Bro, just do it man.

Shoma to Yuzuru probably

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Yuzuru: [to Kana] Idiot.

Kanako: [to Yuzu] Idiot.

Nobunari: [to Yuzu and Kana] MY BELOVED KOUHAIS–

Yuzuru and Kanako: [to Nobu] Idiot.

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How many times have we been married already?

– Uno Shoma to Hanyu Yuzuru, probably

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Denis: *crawls out of Worlds* Denis: I DID IT

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I love vegetables. Vegetables for breakfast, vegetables for lunch, vegetables for dinner. I live and breathe vegetables.

– Uno Shoma, probably not

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[Radio blasts Say You Like Me by We The Kings]

Yuzuru: *headbangs*

Yuzuru: I’m never going down

Yuzuru: I’m never giving up

Yuzuru: I’m never gonna leave

Yuzuru: So put your hands up

Yuzuru: [turns to a picture of a gold medal] IF YOU LIKE ME, THEN SAY YOU LIKE MEEEEEEEE

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To YOLO or not to YOLO, that is the question.

Yuzuru Hanyu, during first spin of H&L, probably

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Javier: and how’s the world champion doing?

Yuzuru, jumping a quad Lutz: I don’t know, how are you?

Javier: *voice cracking* fine

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*At worlds*

Interviewer: What did you think about the other guys’ performances?

Yuzuru: I didn’t know sucking was a strategy

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This is my boyfriend, Javier. And this is Javier’s boyfriend, Yuzuru

Miki

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hi! just curious - i've seen like two posts now about shoma's new costume but i have yet to see it lol do you know where i can find a picture of it? thanks!

It’s suprisingly diificult to find a picture of it on google! I know eggplant has a picture of it on her Shoma tag and it’s very likely that the Shoma Uno fanblog will have a picture. Sorry this wasn’t very helpful!

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fans: shoma don’t wear the dead chicken costume

shoma: how bout i do anyway

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In Green Room at Worlds

Anna: I need a nap

Evgenia: Dude, just wait 5 more minutes

Anna: BUT NAP TIME!!! Wake me up when they start the medal ceremony.

Evgenia: NO YOU ARE STAYING AWAKE

Gracie: Lol same Anna

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Yuzuru after NHK scores: but I want more.

Brian Orser: Yes, Yuzuru, I know you want more e__e

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Not a confession, I just want to say your blog has made my night and I'm still laughing. Thank you.

Thanks so much and sorry for the late reply! And i know what you mean dw

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Everyone: Yuzuru no!

Yuzuru: Yuzuru yes!