What do you mean, these are not canon?

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Zelgadis: “See, I’m somewhat bibliophilic-”

Gourry: “Bibliophilic? I am so sorry. But don’t you worry; Seyruun has the best medical professionals in the world.”

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Lina: “Two-bite brownies?”

Lina: “Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie. For me, they’re zero-bite brownies. I suck those things down like a burmese python.”

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Gourry: “What, like, school? I was great at school! Easiest three days of my life.”

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Naga: “This isn’t some kind of field trip, kid. But I guess you can tag along if you want.”

Lina: “I’m no kid!”

Naga: “Whatever you say, kid.”

Lina: “Don’t call me a kid!”

Naga: “Hey, did anyone lose a kid? Because there’s a kid here yelling at me in a kid voice about how much they LOVE to be called a kid.”

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Zelgadis: “Why did you punch it in the eye?”

Amelia: “Where else was I supposed to punch it?”

Zelgadis: “Just don’t punch it!”

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Gourry: "Are you not a dog person?"

Xellos: "I'm more of a turtle person. They're nature's perfect friend because they can't run away."

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Gourry: “You have to understand, these are the perfect pancakes for feminism. See? Two pancakes side-by-side to represent the two genders, whipped cream because you’re ‘whipping’ us men into shape, and gender equality is the cherry on top.”

Lina: “There are infinite genders.”

Gourry: “But I couldn’t make infinite pancakes, so I’m afraid I went simple.”

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Lina: “Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind.”

Sylphiel: “I once saw you punch a girl scout because she didn’t have any thin mints.”

Lina: “Exactly. That was my battle, so be kind.”

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Lina: "Man, I've never seen Zelgadis so upset before. He looks like a sad block of granite."

Amelia: "What are we going to do? How do you cheer up granite?"

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Zelgadis: "First we'll try to break in with a regular burglar kit."

Gourry: "What is a regular burglar kit?"

Zelgadis: "Oh, you know, crowbars, screwdrivers, that sort of thing. You don't have a burglar kit?"

Amelia: "No."

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Lina: "I really had fun. In fact, everyone had fun."

Lina: "Except for that guy who just yelled at me because I ruined his fun."

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Amelia: "What are we gonna do?"

Lina: "We're gonna be good, that's what."

Gourry: "How do we be good?"

Lina: "I don't know. Honestly it's never come up before."

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Lina: "The only way to defeat a bully is to stand up to him."

Lina: "I know. I've bullied a lot of people."

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Gourry: "The tension is so thick, you can cut it with a..."

Gourry: "..."

Gourry: "...a thing that cuts stuff."

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Lina: "I mean, I was legally dead for two full minutes and I met God."

Amelia: "What does She look like?"

Lina: "Ethnically ambiguous."

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Gourry: "Where are they going with the food?"

Gourry: "I'm starving. I only had one breakfast."

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Slayers-style Anachronisms™

Gourry: "It's a good thing we live in a non-specific time, or I'd say this was dated."

Lina: "We live in an aether where all events are current."