Incorrect Snowpiercer Quotes

Incorrect quotes for all your favourite snowpiercer characters and ships. Submission are open. mobile navigation

[shimmymau]

Lilah: Fuck you, my child is fine

Layton: Ma'am your daughter murders and castrates men just for fun

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Thanks to @melsunicornonesie

[onetrainscifi]

Melanie: If I had a nickel for every time someone I killed came back to life, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

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Javi: Ben, Mel isn't leaving her room.

Bennett: Just tell her I said something.

Javi: Like what?

Bennett: Anything factually incorrect.

Melanie, barging into the engine a few minutes later: DID YOU JUST SAY THE SUN IS A FUCKING PLANET-

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Rising from the ashes to inform you there’s a free premiere screening for season 2 on Thursday! 

Here’s the link to reserve a ticket (X)

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*UPDATE*

I’m afraid I’m stopping updating this account for the time being. My personal life is so busy, I don’t have the time to update the queue when needed and I need a break.

I might return again at some point (or maybe post a few when S2 starts) but for now I’m stopping.

Thanks to @nimarasnetherworld who is the best and sent me most of the quotes I posted and everyone else who sent in any submissions! Also a shoutout to @onetrainsnowpiercer who without starting this account I wouldn’t have met.

ENJOY SEASON TWO EVERYONE!

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Robert: You're pretty cute when you're nice.

Lilah: What am I when I am not nice?

Robert: Hot as fuck.

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Bennett: Someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase "what is love" without also feeling the primal urge to respond with "baby don't hurt me".

Melanie: So at that point people will be saying "baby don't hurt me" ...no more?

Javi: I want to die.

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Lilah: You disgust me.

Layton: *eating a KitKat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

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Melanie: I honestly hate it when Ruth says "are you even listening to me?"

Melanie: Because it's such a weird way to start a conversation.

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Till : Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Oz has been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out…

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Miles: So how do you usually go about meeting people?

Melanie: I’m retired.

Miles: From meeting people?

Melanie: I know enough people already.

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Layton: JOSIE, HELP! THERE’S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED. IT’S THE UGLIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN!

Pike, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you

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Robert: If I died, how much would you miss me ?

Lilah: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

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Roche: And what do we say when something doesn't go our way?

Till: That's homophobic.

Roche: No.

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*After Zarah leaves for the nightcar*

Layton: I'm going through a lot.

Pike: Fall in love with your problems, maybe they'll leave you too.

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Lilah: Robert pissed me off today so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Lilah: There is nothing special about tomorrow, but there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as the panic takes over.