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the end of the sparrow be like:

#the sparrow #mary doria russell

Sofia: I hate being touched.

Sofia: The last time I touched another person was twelve years ago. In hand-to-hand combat.

Anne: Jimmy is literally hugging you right now.

Sofia: This means nothing.

#sofia mendes #r: jimmy/sofia #Anne Edwards #Jimmy Quinn

DW, arriving at Rakhat: I'm gay and also stronger than all of you, so don't try any shit.

#source: the onion #dw yarborough #the sparrow #mary doria russell

Anne: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Emilio?

Emilio: No.

Jimmy: I do.

Anne: I know, Jimmy.

Jimmy: I’m sad.

Anne: I know, Jimmy.

#anne edwards #emilio sandoz #jimmy quinn #mary doria russell #the sparrow #source: vine #this is back on earth when jimmy is a piney boy

George: Hey, Jimmy, can you give me some relationship advice?

Jimmy: Just because I’m with Sofia doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

#george edwards #jimmy quinn #r: jimmy/sofia #mary doria russell #the sparrow

Giuliani: I love the whole “good cop bad cop” thing you two have going on.

John: It’s not really a thing, it’s more like I’m nice and Voelker...isn’t.

#john candotti #johannes voelker #giuliani #the sparrow #mary doria russell

Sofia: Being 4′11″ is so hard sometimes.

Jimmy: Damn, that’s so true. I remember in fourth grade I couldn’t reach anything.

Sofia:...

#jimmy quinn #sofia mendes #r: jimmy/sofia #source: tumblr #mary doria russell #the sparrow

Voelker, after realizing that he had been wrong about Emilio the entire time: Let me say, from the bottom of my heart, my bad.

#source: parks and rec #johannes voelker #the sparrow #mary doria russell

Sofia *about Jimmy*: Last week he was supposed to buy gas, but instead he bought novelty cookie cutters. Now everything we eat is shaped like a dinosaur.

Sofia: He’s amazing.

#sofia mendes #jimmy quinn #source: parks and rec #mary doria russell #the sparrow #r: jimmy/sofia

Marc: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life. Jimmy: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back. Sofia: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this. Anne: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years! Supaari: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Emilio: Mental stability, my old friend! Marc: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

#submission #marc robichaux #jimmy quinn #sofia mendes #anne edwards #supaari #emilio sandoz

Jimmy: I don’t get why someone as intelligent and beautiful as you would love someone like me.

Sofia: Why would you say that?

Jimmy: I’m the whitest, nerdiest guy on the planet.

Sofia: …

Jimmy: This is the part where you say, “Oh, don’t say that about yourself, Jimmy, you’re not like that at all.”

Sofia: No. That is all pretty much true.

#this is excellent #submission #sofia mendes #jimmy quinn #the sparrow #mary doria russell

Sofia: Now Ha'anala, remember what I told you about school?

Ha'anala: Don’t trust the teacher’s answers, never stop asking questions even if it drives everyone crazy, and prove everyone else wrong whenever I can.

Sofia: And?

Ha'anala: Don’t eat any of the other students.

Sofia: That’s my girl.

#sofia mendes #ha'anala #submission #the sparrow #mary doria russell

"Ha'an is like 85% of my impulse control" CRYING ty for this blog

Aww thank you so much I literally didn’t think anyone would follow it? We read the sparrow in sci fi this semester and I got really invested in it and I just made this blog to get my own feelings out but I had accepted that no one would care about it except for me, because The Sparrow doesn’t really have a big fandom on tumblr. At least a couple people who aren’t me seem to really enjoy it, though, which warms my heart. (Also if anyone ever wants to rant about the sparrow hmu because my friends in sci fi have been VERY NICE about letting me talk about how much I love John Candotti for hours on end but I think they’re getting a little sick of it.)

#miltonicsmile

Anne: Hey, Jimmy. You alone?

Jimmy: Almost always, yeah.

#anne edwards #jimmy quinn #source: arrested development #the sparrow #mary doria russell

Children yelling: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Jimmy: We have food at home.

Sofia: *pulls into drive through as children cheer* *orders a single black coffee for herself and leaves*

#the sparrow #mary doria russell #jimmy quinn #sofia mendes #ok i realize there's a third one but literally no one seemed right for it and i didn't want to post something just to post it

Jimmy: Is the equipment secure?

Emilio: Check.

Jimmy: Is it loaded?

Emilio: Check.