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enjoy, assbutts

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sam: you know, i'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

gabe, drinking toast: why do you say that?

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sam and dean @ adam: top 30 reasons why we're sorry... number 5 will surprise you!

michael: top 30 anime deaths. number one: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

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cas: so that’s my plan.

crowley: are you alright with constructive criticism? i don’t want to sound mean.

cas: no, go ahead, i want to hear it.

crowley: it fucking sucks.

cas: that’s not constructive criticism

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gabe: i can explain.

sam: can you?

gabe: if you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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crowley: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

crowley: i became more evil if you’re curious

rowena: we're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

crowley: i’m going to get worse on purpose

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adam: what is your biggest weakness?

michael: i can be uncooperative.

adam: okay, can you give me an example?

michael: no.

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kevin: i think i'm having a mid-life crisis.

dean: you're like 15 years old

kevin: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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gabe: let’s watch sharkboy and lavagirl.

sam: okay.

gabe: and make out during the scary parts.

sam: th-

sam: the scary parts.

sam: of sharkboy and lavagirl.

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dean: i was arrested for being too cool.

sam: the charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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sam: english is a difficult language. it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

dean: you need to stop.

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dean: i was arrested for being too cool.

sam: the charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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sam: english is a difficult language. it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

dean: you need to stop.

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gabe: i actually have a black belt.

sam: in what, karate?

gabe: no, from gucci.

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gabe: you think i really give a fuck? i can’t even read.

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dean: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways i’m bitches

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dean: so apparently the 'bad vibes' i’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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ruby: can i bother you for a second?

dean: you're always bothering me, but go ahead.