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Sam: I think I know what I want for my birthday

bucky: what

Sam: I've been dying to know what happened on Coney Island

bucky:

bucky: would you please go fetch a coffee for me steeeve?

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Steve, calling t'challa: Greetings your majesty, I just call to make sure bucky is okay

t'challa: seriously, another call from you, and I will take it as an insult to my country

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bucky: I found it quite impressive that you have 32 words in wakandian language for "friendship" and Steve and I can use each of them

T'challa: they are all for love sergeant Barnes. Those kids are fooling you around

Shuri,tweetering: you don't have to tell him that brother

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Everett Ross: are these vibranium?

Shuri: ha finally I got a broken white boy who knows modern technology!

Ross:

Shuri:

Ross: who's another "broken white boy" your highness?

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Bucky,in bed: I had a dream Steve

Steve, beside him: what is it honey, did the nightmare come back again?

bucky: no I dreamt about Dot's ghost, she had a message for you

Steve: what

bucky,sighing: "leave me alone you idiot"

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bucky: I'm doing quite well with my memory recovery

Sam: oh

bucky: for example today I remembered my old neighbors back in Brooklyn, and they had this fucking stupid kid

Sam, to Steve: you were his neighbor weren't you

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Natasha: hey handsome, how's the proposal plan?

bucky: hell no Natasha Steve is here

Steve: what plan?

bucky:

Natasha:

Steve: don't you dare speak Russian right in front of me

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bucky: remember dear old Mrs. Hopper in Brooklyn Steve?

Steve:yeah sure

Bucky,sipping from his breakfast coffee: there's no Mrs. Hopper, I just made her up. Now tell me what did you do to my husband and go to hell alien.

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Shuri: now I want to talk about the way we cured sergeant Barnes

Bucky:

T'challa: just nod and smile and praise her wisdom whatever you hear she says

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Steve,knock on the door: is bucky at your place?

Sam: no, why

Steve: we had a fight

Bucky, shouting from another room: would you please tell Captain America that I'm not gonna go home until he makes up for what he has said?

Sam,shouting back: and where are you supposed to stay genius?

bucky: with my best friend Sam

Sam: ah look, now I'm your BEST FRIEND

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bucky drinking: when I first met Howard he was really into this super hot movie star

Tony: you seriously want to talk about the possibility that I was never born.

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Steve: so who's gonna throw the bouquet on our wedding?

Bucky: for a thousand times I've told you I'm not gonna play the woman!!!

Steve: you can throw that to pepper and freak the crap out of Tony

bucky: hell I'm so fucking doing this

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Bucky in wakanda: hey Steve I miss you

Steve, push him back: for god sake honey what did you do to that fucking weird accent?

Bucky: damn it, shuri!

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Steve stepping down the time machine at the end of endgame

Bucky: what... I thought you went to be with Peggy

Steve: you what???

Bucky,flinching: sorry, never mind

Steve: Jesus Buck don't you dare doubt me like that

Bucky: I said I was sorry

Steve: shut the hell up and I don't ever want to see your stupid face for the next seventy years

bucky, to Sam: now what?

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Steve: bucky called yesterday when I was driving home. Isn't it sweet?

Doctor Strange: DON'T you ever make phone call when driving!!!

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Steve, at the shield cafeteria: Bucky and I agreed to make lunch for each other every working day

Shield agent: Then why are you here cap?

Steve,sighing: just he's not a good cook as I

Shield agent: is that agent Barnes over there?

Steve: oh shit

bucky: fuck

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Sam: ok I got a good one. Which one of you started the crush in the first place?

Steve: him

Bucky: definitely him

Steve: come on buck

Bucky: come on your ass. We all know you fall for me first.