#incorrect bucky

[rkiveinmarvel]

(Y/N): Yeah, don't go falling in love with me, Barnes. Bucky: You? That won't be a problem. -- A few weeks later Bucky: Steve, I have a problem.

[ynxbucky]

Bucky: *talking and having an important conversation again*

Y/N: *walks by and kisses his cheek with no context without stopping and continues on your way*

Bucky:

Sam:

Sam: Y/N! You broke him! Get back here I don’t want to deal with him

Sam:

Sam: are you blushing??

Bucky, much too fast: NO

[brnesblogposts]

Y/n: Buck can you give me a hand?

Bucky: *takes his arm off and hands it to her*

Y/n:

[marvel-lous-guy]

Bucky: what happened to you?

Steve: There was this asshole in an alleyway and I tried to fight him so I said "life is short! Smile while you still have teeth"

Bucky: why

Steve: I thought it was a cool line

Bucky: That would be a good line if you could actually knock anyones teeth out

Steve: *smiles to show a missing tooth and a chipped tooth* i did break some teeth, actually

Bucky: you just need to work on your aim

[incorrecttmarvell]

steve, age 15: i’m getting us fake IDs

bucky: to drink?

steve: to vote

[buckybarnesrants]

(Bucky's response to any critique of his behavior)

Steve: Bucky please put the dishes in the dishwasher.

Bucky: 70 YEARS OF HYDRA BRAINWASHING STEEB. THERE WERE NO DISHES OR DISHWASHER IN HYDRA THEY FED ME THROUGH A TUBE

Sam: Bitch use a damn glass that OJ is TO SHARE.

Bucky: THERE WERE NO GLASSES IN HYDRA SAMUEL. HYDRA NEVER TAUGHT THE ASSET TO SHARE.

Steve: Bucky could you just be quiet for a bit? I can't think.

Bucky: HYDRA MUZZLED ME FOR 70 YEARS STEEB BUT OKAY I GUESS I'M USED TO IT.

[widowscourage]

Sam: Hi, I’m Bucky’s emergency contact?

Receptionist: Are you here to pick him up?

Sam: Ha! No, I’m here to be removed as his emergency contact.

[purple-babygirl]

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