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When I started to write a time travel fix-it fiction for Stucky to help myself recover from Avengers4, I took one step forward and tried to design this story in the style of Doctor Who. And the next thing I realized is that I'm writing a story with both Steve and Bucky and Queen Victoria and Prince Albert and the time travelling Chitauris and that Steve and Bucky are trapped in a Celtic village being haunted by the goddess Morrigan and they are forced to talk to each other in the form of poems and I guess later what will happen in this fiction is that the Avengers headquarters are shut down because of an alien virus that turns out to be medical robots invented by Titans.... and later the Avengers will go to ancient Egypt and found mysterious inscriptions left on the Abu Simbel by the Avengers on another time line... and that Natasha actually survived the Vormir but was kidnapped by the Red Skull to do interspace fraud, and that she also left Clint a secret message through sphinx, and that Morgan went missing but later became a religious leader on an alien planet and used her imagination to recreate Vision, and that Bucky and Peggy are trapped in infinite loop to save Steve...... So Marvel please be careful with a girl who watch the Avengers and Doctor Who at the same time because human's imagination can be a very serious weapon🤔

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Steve, in 1940s: The person that I love and I met when we were very young. The person that I love always looked after me and protected me and I realized that I love...the person that I love when I was 16.

Peggy, in 2010s, to Sharon: So, remember, if a man never uses pronoun when he's talking about his loved one, he's one hundred percent gay.

(by the way this is why I feel that Steve is super suitable to live in China because in Chinese he and she and even it all have the same pronunciation...)

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Bucky: So I'm considering learning some wakandan language.

Shuri: That's a brilliant idea! Wakandan is very easy to learn. We don't have conjugations or declensions.

one month later:

Steve: How's your wakandan learning?

Bucky: I'm done with that devil's language. They have 32 different words for friend and 6 sentence orders that mean the same meaning!!!

(Basically this is what I feel when I teach Chinese as the second language)

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Bucky: I'm Bucky, who is not lucky.

Steve: For the last time, Buck, you are not the rapper material.

Bucky: This is Steve, whom I always leave.

Steve: What did I married into?

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Tony: Name the weirdest place you ever did it.

Steve: Roller coaster in Coney Island.

Bucky: You can't tell people that when everyone knows the only sex partner you've got is me! ! !

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Sam: I know you have some kind of PTSD veteran habits but dude, you got to stop sleeping on the floor.

Bucky: Why?

Sam: Because Steve tripped over you three times this week.

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So I never stop wondering how the process of Bucky regaining his identity as US citizen actually goes.

Because he must have been dead for over seventy years according to all official documents. And in the modern world, everyone only knows about a guy called the Winter Soldier whom just happens to look like Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes. And to prove that these two are actually the same person, does it mean that they need to go through all the Hydra files to find out how did Bucky was captured and transformed by Hydra in the first place?

And it means that Bucky needs to go through a lot of exhaustive paperwork in order to prove at the legal level that he is "Bucky".

And It took a long time for the different government branches to process this procedure, so long that Bucky completely recovered from his mental trauma before the procedure is finished. And Bucky is really desperate to get his citizenship back because he needs that to marry Steve! So in the end Bucky is shouting to a civil service official "Of course I the hell am Bucky Barnes! Who else can I be!" and Steve is just, crying in the background with joy because this is the first time Bucky acts so lively and announcing his name so confidently ever since he left Hydra.

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Rebecca, in her 90s: I'm just going to sit here right in front of the Shield building until Mr. James Buchanan Barnes comes to see me.

Sharon, looking at her from the office window: What did you do?

Bucky: Coming out on social media before telling her first.

Bucky: and forgot to tell her that I'm alive before I post the coming out post.

Rebecca, holding a loudspeaker and shouted at the front gate of Shield: James Buchanan Barnes is a jerk!!!