that 70s show

Look, there are 8 seasons in total. Who's to say these weren't said at some point?

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Hyde: No matter how self-absorbed and shallow you pretend to be-

Jackie: Excuse me, there’s no pretense here! I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.

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Red: Why are you two here?

Hyde: I'm here to help!

Eric: I'm here to make things worse!

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Eric: Ah yes, my train of thought.

Eric: Or as i like to call it, the anxiety express.

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eric foreman is a TWINK

speak your truth anon

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Red: I am at a lost for words!

Eric: [narrating] Despite being lost for words, Red yelled at me for the next ten minutes.

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Kelso: [Stands outside Jackie’s house with a sign that says “Prom?”]

Fez: OH MY GOD YES!!

Kelso: No, tell Jackie!

Fez: JACKIE! I’M GOING TO PROM WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND!

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Hyde: Look, I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I wasn't an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Donna: Okay, that's really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Eric: Please tell me I’m imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Hyde: I would, but then I’d be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Hyde: Hey, what time is it?

Kelso: I don’t know, pass me the recorder.

Kelso: [plays recorder loudly]

Red: whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2 AM?

Kelso: It’s 2 am.

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Kitty: We aren't mad, we're just disappointed.

Red: No, we are mad.

Kitty: Yes, we are. We are livid. But we're going to let this one slide.

Eric: Thank you.

Red: No, we are not.

Kitty: I'm not a mind reader, Red.

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Donna, trying to flirt: I really like your name.

Eric: Thanks I got it for my birthday.

Jackie, whispering into Donna’s ear: You sure you want that one?

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Eric: Do you know what I’ve realised?

Red: That some thoughts are better left unexpressed?

Eric: Nice try.

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Jackie: I intend to get as far away from this place as possible.

Eric: Oh, Santa got my letter!

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Kelso: Hey, what’s up girl?

Fez, grabbing Kelso hand: Hey girl, you look fierce today! We love it!

Kelso: What are you doing?!

Fez: If you get a girlfriend, you won’t have time for me, man.

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Hyde: I’m gonna take you out.

Jackie: Great, it’s a date!

Hyde: I meant that as a threat.

Jackie: See you at six!

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Jackie: So yeah he broke up with me.

Donna: Why are you looking up?

Jackie: I want to cry but my foundation cost $48!

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Waiter: What would you like to have?

Kelso: Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Jackie: [blushes]

Kelso: [puts both straws in his mouth] Look how fast I can drink!