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Angus: Look sir, it's the "good kush".

Taako: This is the Dollar Store. How good could it be?

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Barry: But that's murder!

Merle: Jesus, Barry, grow up.

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When I'm feeling really fancy, I'll make popcorn on the stove instead of in the microwave.

Duck Newton

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Ned: Oh, god. My mind is going a mile an hour.

Aubrey: That fast?

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All right, obviously we all want to die. But we have to get through this.

Duck Newton

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Magnus: It's nice to be reminded how beautiful and full of love life can be.

Taako and Merle: Nope.

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I was arguing with Barry, and in the middle of it he took off his glasses and said, 'I don't want to see you right now.'

Taako

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Duck: I'm very quick on my, uh...

Aubrey: Did you just forget the word 'feet'?

Duck: Feet, yeah.

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Sorry I'm late, but I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Taako

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I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said, 'Wait.'

Lup

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Magnus: Hey, you guys. What're you doing tomorrow night?

Merle: Oh, well, let me see. I believe I'm...Yes, falling asleep in front of the TV.

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Ned: I'll be bad cop, you be good cop.

Aubrey: Got it.

*later*

Ned: Tell us who did it, or else.

Aubrey: Yeah! Spill the tea sis!

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Lup: *wearing Barry's glasses* How do I look?

Barry: I have no idea.

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Lup: Are you sure you made the right choice?

Magnus: I don't make mistakes, Lup. I do crosswords with sharpies and never learned the shortcut for undo.

Lup: It's ctrl z.

Magnus: Don't need it. Won't use it.

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Merle: We shouldn't have come. I knew it. We shouldn't have come.

Magnus: We had to. There's safety in numbers.

Merle: There's also death in numbers, Magnus. It's called a massacre.

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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're bisexual.

Aubrey Little

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My sister would smile at you, then kick your fucking teeth in.

Taako

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