those who stand for nothing fall for anything

very real quotes!!! no fake quotes we are not liars

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Naomi: I'm pretty sure my boobs have decreased a cup size, because of all the sadness

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Naomi: Do you really want to start your life together by letting him down?

Kiyomi: Marriage advice? Really?

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L: (Singing along to radio) We are the chaaaaaaampions, my friends-

Light: (Switches radio off)

L: (Switches radio on)

Light: (Switches radio off)

L: Fine, I'll go a capella. And we'll keep on fighting 'till the eeeeeeeeend-

Light: Oh my God.

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L: (Singing along to radio) We are the chaaaaaaampions, my friends-

Light: (Switches radio off)

L: (Switches radio on)

Light: (Switches radio off)

L: Fine, I'll go a capella. And we'll keep on fighting 'till the eeeeeeeeend-

Light: Oh my God.

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Light (about L, crying): He’s gone. I miss him so much.

Light (about to throw up): False. I do not miss him.

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L (about Light): You know, I always get into these monogamous relationships and they're nice at first but then I...

B: Cheat.

L: I cheat. But I don't even want to call that cheating because I don't think that the monogamy is a realistic expectation.

B: So then why did you let him talk you into saying that you wouldn't have sex with other people?

L: Because I fucking look at him, and he's so fucking beautiful and I'm like, "this is the only face I ever want to look at" like this... this is it. This is...

B: You said the same thing about Stephen.

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L (to B): Tell them that I died!

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Light: Are you still talking? Go away, dumb-dumb. Go run and hide. Go from me.

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Mihael: You look like a holocaust victim in pageant makeup.

L: I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES BITCH!

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Light: Remember when I thought I could take care of a plant??? HA!

I couldn't even take care of a kid! What am I gonna do with a plant?

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Light: This isn't about you, this is about me...like everything.

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Light: Just how illegal is this???

L: About as illegal as that panda fat eye-cream you use.

Mihael: You use panda fat on your eyes???

L: Light is 76 years old.

Light: Shut up Bitch

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Mihael: Oh shit, why are you bleeding?

Light: L scratched me.

L, drunk: Light was doing that thing where he tries to casually bring something up to me, like I don't notice. Come to me like a man! Talk about being tough all the time; can't even look me in the eyes.

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Couldn't pick between the two so here's both of them

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Light: B, I will slap you in the teeth.