Incorrect Throne of Glass Quotes

Things that were definitely said in the Throne of Glass series

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Aedion: Where are you going?

Aelin: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.

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Aelin: Behave yourself!

Lys: Hey, it's not like I was raised on the streets!

Aelin: ...

Lys: Actually I was raised on the streets.

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Dorian: So let’s start by talking about the emotions you’re feeling right now.

Celaena: Stabbing.

Dorian: Stabbing… isn’t really an emotion, it’s more of an… activity. Which I hope you don’t do to me… See, an emotion is more of a feeling.

Celaena: Well maybe I feel stabby.

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Oh God no, Aedion isn’t my friend… Oh my God! Aedion is kind of my friend!

Rowan

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Snacking between meals is the least, but tastiest, of my problems.

Aelin

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Aelin: Babe?

Rowan and Lysandra, simultaneously: Yeah?

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Aedion: You're just showing off.

Aelin: Of course. I am a show-off. That's what we do.

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Rowan: All right, you're clearly not listening to me. I can say whatever I want.

Aelin: Tell me about it.

Rowan: I murdered Aedion last night.

Aelin: I feel you.

Rowan: Now that I have the taste for blood, I can't stop murdering.

Aelin: Been there.

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Aelin: That was my sarcastic voice.

Aedion: Y'know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.

Aelin: I've been told that.

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Aelin: Well I’d hate to say I told you so, so I’ll just shout it.

Aelin: [shouting] I told you so!

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I wouldn’t say Rowan is my friend. I say ‘Hi,’ he says 'Shut the fuck up’.

Aedion Ashryver

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Celaena: Want me to kill him?

Sam: Do NOT kill him!

Celaena: Come on. It’ll be quick.

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Well, if you judge success by the number of enemies you make, that was a highly successful evening.

Celaena

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Aedion: What’s the plan?

Aelin: Catch a Valg Commander. Bring him back here so we can take him to Arobynn. 85% chance of punching.

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Aelin: How are we looking?

Lys: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard.

Aelin: Like, sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.

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Rowan: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

Aedion: That's a genius move.

Rowan: Thank you.

Aedion: You're welcome, Matthew.

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You think that disapproving glare works on me after all the times I’ve seen it?

Aelin, to Aedion