Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong

They totally said this!

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Hot Rod: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.

Tarn: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.

Hot Rod: Lmao, @Soundwave.

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Starscream: When I die, my gravestone won't say RIP, it'll say VIP.

Ramjet: Cuz there's a special place saved for you in Hell.

Starscream: Yeah, the throne.

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Sideswipe: If Sunny and I were drowning, who would you save?

Ratchet: My energy.

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Starscream: (at the slightest provocation) I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

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Drift: Just bring Percy here.

Blurr: Well, he's locked himself in the bathroom.

Drift: Just tell him I said something.

Blurr: Said what?

Drift: Anything factually incorrect!

[Two minutes later]

Perceptor: I'm sorry, the sky is blue because it's reflecting the colour of the ocean?!?

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Skywarp: (Wakes up at a party) How did I get here?

Thundercracker: You blacked out from laughing too hard at your own joke and we decided to carry you to the party anyways.

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Prowl: Alright, what are your names?

Skids: Don't tell him your name, Swerve.

Prowl: (writing stuff down) Swerve.

Swerve: Way to go, Skids!

Prowl: ...

Both: fuck.

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Ultra Magnus: Everyone be quiet, Ratchet's calling me.

Ultra Magnus: (answers the phone) Hey.

Drift: Come back to bed!

Skids: Swerve, where did you hide the vodka?

First Aid: (screams)

Chromedome: Magnus! Put your pants back on!

Rodimus: Ay yo, pass the weed!

Ratchet: (over the phone) WHAT THE FRAG ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING?!?!?

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Anode: You're not talking any sense into me. You're just cheering me onto disaster.

Lug: Is that not why I'm your Conjunx Endura in the first place?

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Pharma: (gets down on one knee)

First Aid: Oh my God! It's finally happening!

Pharma: (falls over)

First Aid: The poison is kicking in!

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Rumble: Hey Boss,

Soundwave: Yes?

Rumble: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Soundwave: ...

Soundwave: Where’s your brother?

[incorrecttransfomers]

Megatron: (dies again)

Megatron: Hey there Unicron, it's me, ya boi.

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Whirl: Hey Cyclonus, are you free around 8pm this Friday?

Cyclonus: Yeah.

Whirl: (turns to Tailgate) What about you?

Tailgate: Yeah, I'm free.

Whirl: Good because I'm not, you two go on without me. Enjoy your date (leaves)

Tailgate: ...did he just...

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First Aid: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

Vortex: You're right, First Aid...violence can't be the answer.

First Aid: Correct, Vortex. Now, on to the next lesso-

Vortex: Violence is the question.

Vortex: And the answer is yes!

First Aid: Vortex, no!!

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Hyperdrive: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Flamewar: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Slipstream: A realist sees a freight train.

Astrotrain: I see three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Misfire: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.

Spinster: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.

Misfire: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

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Rodimus: *staring at a picture* This is my favourite picture of the Lost Light crew. We're all so happy.

Ultra Magnus: Where's Getaway?

Rodimus: He wasn't part of the crew yet. That's why everyone's so happy.