Incorrect Unholyverse Quotes

Sammy, he/him. Bi, trans. 26 | Submissions are open. Please include a source when submitting quotes! | Quotes that probably should have been in Unholyverse, but have decided to take up residence here. | DISCLAIMER: I do not own any rights to the Unholyverse series. All rights go to user Bexless on Archive Of Our Own.

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links to carrds:

uyghur muslims / palestine / yemen / kurdistan

afghanistan / kashmir / police brutality in india

hong kong / philippines / serbia / anti-semitism

black lives matter / educate racism / protest tips

lgbt rights / do the right thing / carrds

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Lol glad to be of service!

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“There is a good chance I may have committed some light treason.”

— Frank in the Vatican City

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Frank: *wakes up Bob*

Bob: *pulls out a knife*

Frank: Whoa, Bob, it’s me! Why are you sleeping with a knife?

Bob: I have a very suspicious nature.

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“According to God’s statistics, only 50% of you are going to heaven.”

— Mikey, mimicking Gerard

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“Important announcement! I am no longer going to be the bigger person! If you annoy or upset me in any way, I am just going to bite you like a rat. Thank you for understanding!”

— Frank

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“No matter what happens tomorrow, we’ll still have tiny chocolate doughnuts.”

— Mikey

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That’s actually really brilliant. Congrats!

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“Halloween is not cancelled for me. I will figure out something that doesn’t involve people, only ghosts and a demon.”

— Frank

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Xaphan: Aren’t you just sugar, spice, and everything nice?

Gerard: *internally* Well, aren’t you rudeness, sarcasm, and- oh...

Xaphan: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, and I’ll stop acting like an asshole.

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“Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting around for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.”

— Xaphan

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“I’m well aware that I set myself on fire, and it is none of your business. I don’t want any of your pity water. Let me burn in peace.”

— Xaphan

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Mikey: Do you have a self-care routine?

Pete: “Keep going, bitch,” said to myself in different accents.

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*after Frank binds Xaphan with the tattoo*

Xaphan: Damn, you’re violent.

Frank: Yeah, but I’m short so it’s acceptable.

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“My idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as possible and seeing if they can handle me.”

— Mikey

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Ray: *doing a crossword* What’s another word for murder?

Mikey: Manslaughter.

Xaphan: A hobby.

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Frank: *screams into a jar*

Frank: *closes the jar* Everything’s fine!