"Men will see a mouse and eat it."

– Pop☆Step submissions: open

[incorrectvigilantes]

Tensei: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Tensei:

Tensei: Actually, it’s going to bug me if I don’t.

[incorrectvigilantes]

Aizawa: You IDIOT

Hizashi: I’m sure you’re right but why??

[incorrectvigilantes]

Pop Step: My hand's bleeding what do I do?

Knuckleduster: Hurry, just, put pressure on the wound!

Pop Step: Okay? *whispers* don't mess up, there's a lot riding on this!

[incorrectvigilantes]

Present Mic: Of course I’m familiar with the 7 deadly sins; the munchies, super pissed, naps, thinking you’re hot shit, thinking your friend is hot shit and being mad about it, capitalism, and big sexy.

[incorrectvigilantes]

Pop Step: god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances

[30 minutes later]

Pop Step: ok i’m done being dramatic i finally started the homework and its not that bad

[incorrectvigilantes]

Koichi: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.

Pop Step: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

[gu-rei]

Sato could probably fit like 34 of those jumbo marshmallows and call it training

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[fake-bnha]

Deku: You know those moments when I tell you something isn’t a good idea-

Bakugou: -and then I completely ignore you? Yeah.

[faketextsfromlastmight]

Midoriya Izuku : [sigh] I miss my Dad...

Bakugou Katsuki : Oh, shut up, you crybaby! You see him everyday at home!

Midoriya Izuku : What? My father builds high-tech equipement on a foreign military base. I haven't seen him in five years!

Bakugou Katsuki : Uh? That's... weird. My mom always said your father was a postman.

Midoriya Inko : [breaks plate]

[faketextsfromlastmight]

Eraserhead : It's a nice café you picked. Shall we sit?

Present Mic : It's sunny outside. Wouldn't you rather we take our coffee to go?

Eraserhead : No thank you. When I walk around town with a cup, passerby tend to put coins in it.

[faketextsfromlastmight]

Shigaraki Tomura : Now that I'm leading the League of Villains, being bad has never looked so good. Ah! That's great wordplay. Pretty clever. Who else could come up with that?

Kurogiri : Literally anyone.

[faketextsfromlastmight]

Bakugou Katsuki : This party sucks.

Kirishima Eijirou : You’re the one who insisted on coming!

Bakugou Katsuki : When you told me there would be a punch bowl, I was expecting something very different.

[incorrectvigilantes]

Eraserhead: You're arresting a baby?

Police officer: Or a very small person. We don't have all the facts yet.

[incorrectvigilantes]

Knuckleduster: We got a big problem.

Pop Step: We should copyright that phrase.

[incorrectvigilantes]

Knuckleduster: I will not let a technicality stop me.

Koichi: A technicality like the law?

Knuckleduster: Yeah. I hate those things.

[incorrect-mha-quotes]

Todoroki: Our weapons are...

Midoriya: Bravery!

Uraraka: Youth!

Iida: Modesty.

Bakugo: Like any of you have those.

[incorrectvigilantes]

Ichimoku: What is your biggest weakness?

Pop Step: I can be uncooperative.

Ichimoku: Okay, give me an example.

Pop Step: No.