People trip me out when they say shit like, “Oh I miss being 12 years old and not having problems.” Like what the fuck do you mean you didn’t have problems?
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People trip me out when they say shit like, “Oh I miss being 12 years old and not having problems.” Like what the fuck do you mean you didn’t have problems?
Greg
Greg: Why am I suffering? Greg: I have so many correct opinions and takes.
The truth is, I have no idea what’s going on with my life, I’m just in charge of the wardrobe and soundtrack.
Greg
I hope it's not too cold on Halloween. I'd hate to have the hose freeze just before the trick or treaters show up.
Frank
Susan: *throwing the curtains open* The sun is out! Greg: *squinting in pain* Hey, remember when I had corneas?
Rowley: *putting on sunglasses* Friendly boy swag.
I never camp out overnight. I figure snakes don't sleep in my room, I won't sleep in theirs.
Greg
Greg: Mom, can I have a piece of that cake you made? Susan: Sure. Greg: ... Greg: ... Greg: ... Greg: You mean I have to get it MYSELF?
Idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me, I'm not impressed by them either.
Greg
Do you have a quote from Rowley?
Go through my "rowley jefferson" tag. There's a lot.
My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend's jokes right now. Be patient, my queen, a true clown is on his way.
Greg
Greg: *at 4 AM* I should get some water. Greg: I can't because the muddy hand will be at the fridge.
The only video game tip one truly needs is "save your game immediately after doing anything that took effort or you will suffer."
Greg
Greg: So did anyone else go through a phase as a kid were you were genuinely concerned about the Bermuda triangle?? Greg: 6 year old me was like bro??? Why are we not solving this PROBLEM????
I'd make a resolution if I wasn't already so damn perfect.
Greg
Don't interrupt me while I'm in the middle of nothing!
Rodrick
The world needs people like me to tell everyone what's wrong with them!
Greg