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Jeeves: I identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Mr. Wooster thinks Spinoza is a fictional detective in some penny dreadful and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Bertie: there are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, “Do trousers matter?”

Jeeves, already taking off his clothes: sir you’re so fucking stupid

#yeah we don't do original quotes any more deal with it #catsmod potter pirbright #reginald jeeves #bertie wooster #not ours #wow i’ve neglected this blog so long i didn’t even notice i’d already reblogged this #WHOOPS

Have you seen my nephew? He’s about this tall, clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk.

Dahlia Travers

#dahlia travers #p. g. wodehouse #catsmod potter pirbright

Bertie: I'm gau

Bertie: gag*

Bertie: gai**

Pauline Stoker: That's okay, take your time.

Bertie: boys.

#guys have i ever mentioned i LOVE pauline #jeeves and wooster #bertram wooster #catsmod potter pirbright #p. g. wodehouse

Freddie Bullivant: When I said, “bring me back something from the beach”, I meant, like, a seashell.

Bertie: [struggling to hold a baby] Well, you didn’t dashed say that.

#bertram wooster #p. g. wodehouse #jeeves and wooster #catsmod potter pirbright #drones #AMUSING CARRY ON JEEVES JOKES

Sorry for the duplicate post, all! Somebody followed this blog and I remembered it existed so I checked our drafts. Turned out Rockmetteller had already posted it. Oops.

#catsmod potter pirbright #admin

Psmith: I know I'm a real asset.

Mike: You're only off by two letters.

#Rockmetteller Mod #(?)#it was #catsmod potter pirbright #who posted this but i wasn't the one who wrote the draft #in any case #mike jackson #rupert psmith #psmith #p. g. wodehouse

"I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?" —Psmith

#Rockmetteller Mod has dealt with the other anon completely differently but i fucking love this #catsmod potter pirbright #anon #ask #submission #rupert psmith #mike jackson #psmith #p. g. wodehouse

Bingo: Bertie, what are you doing tomorrow?

Bertie: Having my day ruined with whatever you're about to ask me to do.

#bingo little #bertram wooster #p. g. wodehouse #submission #jeeves and wooster #drones #rockmetteller mod #anon

Psmith: Not to worry, I have a permit.

Mike: This just says 'I do what I want'.

#rupert psmith #p. g. wodehouse #mike jackson #psmith #rockmetteller mod #this was just sitting in the drafts?#ok #I don't remember which of us wrote it

dorkshadows

Bertie: *takes a deep breath*

Bertie: I love-

A chum: Yes, you love Jeeves, we know, you love Jeeves so much, hes’ the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love Jeeves, we KNOW, you love Jeeves you bloody love Jeeves ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE JEEVES. WE GET IT

#catsmod potter pirbright #not ours #reginald jeeves #(?)#god i haven't touched this blog in forever #bertram wooster

WOW people sure have rediscovered this blog, myself included. we’ll post more quotes soon, promise xxx

#catsmod potter pirbright #admin

Tuppy: I'm going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more games.

Bertie: I'm always straight.

Bingo: Oh man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told.

#Tuppy Glossop #bertram wooster #bingo little #jeeves and wooster #rockmetteller mod