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being mutant just makes you better than most people.

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Hank McCoy: Hey, how'd it go with Erik?

Charles Xavier: Perfect. Except I punched him in the face and made everything a billion times worse.

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Emma Frost: I get it. You don't like me because maybe I'm a little bit competitive.

Charles Xavier: Manipulative.

Erik Lehnsherr: "Cutthroat bitch" is your official title.

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Charles Xavier: I'm sorry I lost my temper. I was shot in the back by a moron.

Erik Lehnsherr: Charles, I'm so sorry.

Charles Xavier: Apology not accepted, moron.

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A mutant is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Erik Lehnsherr

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Sometimes I don't know if I love how much I fear Jean, or fear how much I love her.

Scott Summers

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I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers. It turns out I'm one of them. It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper.

Pietro Maximoff

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CHRIST what an amazing blog. I am smitten.

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Raven Darkholme: So help me God, Kurt, sometimes I think I've failed as a mother.

Kurt Wagner: Sometimes?

Raven Darkholme: Oh, shut up!

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Erik is gone. He's gone. I miss him so much. Ooooh, I cry myself to sleep, Erik! False. I do not miss him.

Hank McCoy

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Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

Erik Lehnsherr to Charles Xavier

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Dinner’s ready! We’re having Wanda chops. What? I want her to be prepared in case some bully at school is as clever as I am.

Erik Lehnsherr

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Charles Xavier: Who’d like a banger in the mouth? Oh, right, I forgot. Here in the states you call it a sausage in the mouth.

Raven Darkholme: We just call it a sausage.

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Charles Xavier: Why are you squeezing me with your body?

Erik Lehnsherr: It’s a hug, Charles. I’m hugging you.

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Charles Xavier: Oh, hi, Erik. I have the afternoon free.

Erik Lehnsherr: Really? Did nothing cancel?

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Charles Xavier: Get me a vodka rocks.

Hank McCoy: Charles, it's breakfast.

Charles Xavier: And a piece of toast.

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Erik Lehnsherr: As you may or may not know, Charles and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.

Emma Frost: Really? When did that start?

Erik Lehnsherr: Well, I don’t want to blame it all on shooting him, but it certainly didn’t help.

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Alright, listen. You're my children and I love you. But you're all terrible at what you do here. And I feel like I should tell you: I'd fire all of you if I could.

Erik Lehnsherr to Pietro, Wanda, and Lorna