Hannes Sike

Hier sollte nun der Text stehen der etwas über mich aussagt. Mach ich aber nicht bin zu doof dafür (literally).

[iantojack]

im losing it

[hearthkeeperr]

cinematic parallels

[brandyovereager]

Bonus

[otter-scotch]

The father, the son and the holy spirit

[make-it-gayer-deactivated201602]

Okay so I have a question- do guys who work in retail get creepy people hitting on them too? Or is that strictly a female problem?

[egalitarians-do-it-better]

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Too easy

[empty-left-deactivated20170928]

Wait did someone take this picture without his knowledge?

[libfas]

Yeh. And eventually his ‘fans’ doxxed his gf, and sent her death threats, because I suppose a cute guy is public property.

His family’s phone numbers, address, social security numbers and bank accounts were spread. His employer had to transfer him from the register to the stock, because girls felt it was acceptable to harass him on the job and take unwanted pictures. Not to mention that this all started because some creepy chick felt it was fine for her to sneak a shot of a random dude she didn’t know and post it online.

Apparently obsessive/psychotic behavior is cutesy and funny when girls do it.

[lifeofcynch]

[hobisserendipity-deactivated202]

What the actual fuck

[therealsongbirddiamondback]

I…highly doubt that story is true.  How can you do all that from just a photo?

[akirakan]

It’s true.

[tiffanyblews666]

Wait are we at an age where people dont know of the insantity of the “alex from target” ordeal

[kaijuno]

I remember this happening in real time and no one seemed to find issue with stalking and harassing this poor fucking kid and his family and it was one of the first times I ever saw how truly fucking disgusting tumblr was. Fuck anyone and everyone who was originally involved in this, I hope yall got the mental health yall needed

[seawolph]

[memewhore]

[weloveshortvideos]

[lesvampires-deactivated20190127]

i walked into my room and saw my cat had tucked himself underneath my blankets and was taking a nap

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[adahjones]

BIIIIIIITCH

[nanningbee]

[divagonzo]

[hillnerd]

I always think of boys as more challenging, because toxic masculinity is so prevalent?

[headcanonsandmore]

Agreed. 

[bannock-and-biopolitics-deactiv]

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

[curlicuecal]

oh shit my laundry

[mishafletcher]

reblog to save someone’s laundry

[trash-slvt]

this is a companion post to the “don’t forget your made tea and its getting cold” one

[parody-bit]

Augh, my tea!

[neutraldankhotel]

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

what?

[neutraldankhotel]

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

hope youre okay

[firephox]

My favorite vegan commercial ever lol.

[kentucking]

this looks like the beginning of a gay porno tbh

[shewhowandersthemoon]

IT SO DOES OMG

[bob-belcher]

[introfiant]

reblog this post for your pets to actually use the things you buy them

[beyfann]

[ruinedchildhood]

[pattyisaparadox]

[actualmermaid]

Whoever’s running the humane society twitter has a great sense of humor

[theinturnetexplorer]

[great-tweets]

“This is a teachable moment for you.”

[mbaku-babygirl]

She did that!!!!

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Her last line knocked me out 😂