not a quote, but i think this account reached its peak:

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not a quote, but i think this account reached its peak:
KID: Oh, Meitantei! Fancy meeting you here.
Shinichi: This is my house.
it really is surprising to see you here in your house, meitantei—
I enjoyed reading their quotes haha I might draw more for fun since I don’t have anything better to draw and it’s good practice for me to draw them both since I’m not good at drawing them well yet ´・ω・`川
Taking down the BO
Shinichi: Alright guys, I have a plan.
Shinichi: Haibara, we’ll have to use you as bait. Hattori will stay on the ground for support.
Kaitou KID: So, what will I do?
Shinichi: I’m going to blindfold you, gag you with my gun, then tie your arms and legs to a post with leather belts.
Haibara:
Hattori:
Kaitou KID:
Kaitou KID: You have my attention, please continue.
This needed a comic. Enough said.
CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THIS BACK IN THE DAY OMG
Kaito: "It's weird, Kaito, you don't just forget to put on pants!" Uh, yeah, smartass, sometimes I do.
Kaito: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [I'M SORRY]
Shinichi: What's that?
Kaito: Remorse code.
Shinichi: I'm even angrier now.
Kaito: I can explain.
Shinichi: Can you?
Kaito: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
KID: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Conan: I think you mean cards.
KID, pulling kives out of his sleeve: No, I do not.
Hakuba: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Shinichi: I've been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.
Hattori: I got distracted about halfway through.
Kaito: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Hakuba: You disgust me.
Kaito, eating a kitkat sideways: I realize this and don't care.
Kaito: The fact that make up is considered to be 'mature' and 'sexualized' implies that being a clown or mime is the sluttiest job out there.
Kaito: I see the glass as half full, Shinichi sees the glass as half empty; that’s why we’re a good team. Aoko, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Hakuba wonders why it has to be a glass, and Hattori usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.
[Shinichi at a restaurant after having his body back]
Waiter: Sir?
Shinichi: The grown-up menu, for grown-ups like me.
Hakuba: It looks awful.
Kaito: That’s because it’s on you, dear.
Kaito and Shinichi’s Pillowtalk
Kaito’s Left Brain: Dude, what are you doing?! We’re blowing this!
Kaito’s Right Brain: Well, what were we supposed to do?! We don’t even know what made him like us in the first place!
Kaito’s LB: Fine, fine! Just calm down. The hard part’s over. As long as he doesn’t throw any curveballs, I think we’re good.
Shinichi: Sooooo… What should we do now?
Kaito’s LB: FUCK!
Kaito’s RB: What the hell is he talking about?! What comes after sex?!
Kaito’s LB: I don’t know! All the dating sims just go to credits at this point.
Kaito’s RB: Well, he asked us a question, sir! We have to say something!
Kaito’s LB: Look, just… Just say anything!
Kaito’s RB: Anything?!
Kaito’s LB: ANYTHING! Just… Say it with confidence.
Kaito: We should get married.
Kaito’s LB: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Kaito’s RB: What?! You said say anything!
Kaito’s LB: Anything except THAT, obviously!
Kaito’s RB: I’m sorry! I don’t work well under pressure!
Kaito’s LB: *sighs* You know what? It’s fine. Forget it. We can just play it off as a joke. No harm done.
Shinichi: *tearing up* Yes. Let’s do it.
Kaito’s LB: YOU FOOL, YOU’VE DOOMED US ALL!!!
Kaito’s RB: Hey, uh, he seems pretty happy about it. Maybe he knows something we don’t!
Shinichi’s LB: Dude, why the fuck did you say yes?!
Shinichi’s RB: I. DON’T. KNOWWWWWWW!!!
Kaito: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Hakuba: You’re a hazard to society.
Heiji: And a coward. Do twenty.
Kaito: My mind is like my web browser.
Kaito: 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
Kaito: I'm coming in, Shinichi.
Shinichi: Kuroba. I see you’ve finally learned how to knock. Good job. Now go learn to wait until you’re given permission to enter the room.